The Elftown Crew is awesome!


They don't need any 'guidance' from outside users!



Add your name if you support the crew as they are!

2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: Seriously man, go away. Don't you think www.Elfpack.com is better suited to your liking? You are more annoying than the evil twin brother of Richard Simmons. Go toodle off already, silly pants!

2011-06-24 [Mystin]: you don't scare me.

2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: When 99% of the rest of this website's active users are being pissed off and annoyed by EVERYTHING YOU DO anymore, perhaps you might want to think these problems start and end with you? Get a hold of yourself and try being productive and positive, before the decision about your future on Elftown is made by you by the Council! Anyway, that's all I'm saying. Good day.

2011-06-25 [Mystin]: That's the first smart thing you have ever said to me.

2011-06-25 [djxmonster]: I think I missed something...

...but anyways: [Mystin] you are hereby banned from every wiki I own... Reason: You annoy the shit out of me

2011-06-25 [Alexi Ice]: You missed a lot Dj! Welcome back!!

2011-08-03 [Stephen]: I know this is a late response, but I just happened to stumble across this wiki. :3

2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: Seriously man, go away. Don't you think www.Elfpack.com is better suited to your liking? You are more annoying than the evil twin brother of Richard Simmons. Go toodle off already, silly pants!

Don't send people like him to Elfpack, Paul. Then you're just telling them to go give me a huge pain in the ass. ._.'

2011-08-03 [Paul Doyle]: I will admit upfront I never liked Elfpack, and made a big mistake being involved with EP in the first place. (Live and learn?) I scrambled my EP accounts a long time ago (just as I scrambled them on Elf12 and Writersco) so I have zero intention of returning. In my opinion Elfpack is for everyone who doesn't belong on Elftown (and that's quite a lot of people).

When I was involved in the founding of Elfpack, we wanted to make EP like a prison colony with hope for the future---like Australia. Australia was originally a prison colony filled with British convicts and generally ugly British riff-raff (and innocent missionaries, and Aboriginals who'd been in Australia all along, of course). Nowadays Australia is one of the best countries in the world, and almost everyone who isn't from Australia, probably has at least a little desire to go to the modern-day Australia since it's so cool (and people speak English, which helps a lot).

Elfpack was originally for people who had either been banned from Elftown, were uncomfortable with Elftown's rules, or were frankly too stupid for Elftown. Why wouldn't someone like Mystin want to be on Elfpack? It's right up his alley. Otherwise, there's always Fake which I strongly sense is crawling with some of the very pedophiles, etc, who've been banned from ET (and maybe EP too) in the past. I don't touch Fake with a ten-foot pole . . .

I just people would come to their senses and realize which of these sites they belong on, already!

2011-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: I join and enjoy all the heddate sites!

2011-08-03 [Stephen]: However, Elfpack has very few people who are banned from Elftown on it.
Elfpack still doesn't like dramatic idiots, and we still ban them for being that way. Actually, we go out of our way to try to avoid the riff-raff from Elftown appearing on Elfpack and creating chaos. xD

I haven't scrambled my accounts anywhere, but I rarely log on any sites other than ET, EP and E12.

Mort, you don't count. Go eat some ramen. D:

2011-08-03 [Paul Doyle]: [Stephen], Mort has done plenty of good stuff for ET. It took time to convince me, but it happened. Mort also does some art and writing on the side (some of it satirical, some of it fan-related) so that's cool in my opinion :)

In the beginning EP was loaded with banned Elftowners, but I haven't been on EP in several years so maybe things changed.

2011-08-03 [Stephen]: xD
I like Mort, I'm harassing him. He's a Council member on both Elf12 and Elfpack. xP

Yep, it's changed. ;o)

2011-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, my art and writing on the side would probably be better if I would put in on the front for once. It would certainly be more visible that way.

2011-08-03 [Stephen]: I repeat...
Mort, you don't count, go eat some ramen! =P

2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I DO TOO COUNT. All the way to five these days. It's a tricky number, but luckily I have five fingers to help me remember!

See? One, two, three, four, f- OH GOD, MY THUMB IS MISSING! Damn gypsies.

Oh, and... *eats ramen*...

2011-08-04 [Stephen]: See, I said you don't (can't) count.

Ramen gets old fast.. xP

2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Your mom gets old fast.

*your mom jogs by, looking healthy, youthful, and fit*

Dang it!

2011-08-04 [Stephen]: *chuckles*

So, Mort, do you actually enjoy eating ramen offline, or is that more of an online persona thing?

2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, I did have a delightful bowl the other day. With ham and cucumbers! And hair!

2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Not my hair though. It was probably just the dog's. Or the hooker's.

2011-08-04 [Stephen]: That's one of the things I do enjoy about ramen, you can easily add more to it and spruce it up.
Although, I tend to keep the hooker's and their hair both away from my food. Perhaps I'm just too old fashioned.