Bandanas are soooo hot. I look kinda pissed in this picture. Why? Because I AM!!!

Me in my Hollister shirt. Hotness.

I've been told I look like Colin Farrell in this one. I don't believe it, but it was a nice thought . . .

I LOVE this picture. . . So hot, if I do say so myself.

The hottest redneck on the face of the EARTH! ! !

Finally growing back my facial hair.

Love my Hemi hat.

Me currently. I'm SO FUCKING IRISH!

My tattoo. Describes me well.

Blonde once again. My hair's gonna fall out someday.

This is the infamous Stealth. You've all heard wonderful stories, now see the real thing, live and in living color. . .

Me at the fair. Like the hat? I like it.

The blondiest of blondes. Don't bother trying to understand. You won't.

Random small pictures. Enjoy muthafucka.

I'm wearing a cowboy hat.
Now FUCK me!!! Ahahahahahaa!

Hot Or Not submission. I was a nine until I refused to meet people or talk to them so I got bumped down to a 5.2, cocksuckers.

Picture of me at school. Someone I would rather forget took it. I was angry and quite scraggly, if I do say so myself. . .

I guess I'm the meat. Another personal joke not worth the effort of explaining.

One of my senior pictures. You like? I like.

Ugly pic but it's me so I guess I'll keep it up. I DO like that shirt though, isn't it FABULOUS?!?!

This is me sitting on my car, the infamous STEALTH.