Newcastle United Chants

newcastle united,
clap clap clap
clap,
newcastle united fc,
your by far the greatest team,
the worlds ever seen.


United United United United United
United


Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
Oh, we play in Black and White,
And we all know how to fight,
We'll support you ever more.

If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
wear a Black and White Bonnet
With Newcastle wriitn on it,
if you want to getto heaven when you die.

We are the Mags we are the Mags
We are, we are, we are The Mags

I want to be a Magpie Ranger (one person singing)
I want to be a Magpie Ranger (crowd singing)
Only live for sex and danger (one person singing
Only live for sex and danger (crowd) etc.
go left go left
go left go left
go right go pick up the stride
go left go right go left

They call us Newcastle United,
They call us the cream of the land,
And here's to Bobby Moncur,
The Fairs Cup in his hand,
We're better than Glasgow Rangers,
We're better than Celtic too,
And if you don't support us,
You must be a Sunderland
Jew Joe Joe Harvey


with an N and a E and a W C with an A
and an S and a T L E with a U N I and a
T E D newcastle united fc, fc, fc , fc .


Dirty Mackems
Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Do ya like ya Peter Read do ya like ya Peter Read
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Do ya know whee's keys o theese, do ya know whees keys o these
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Do ya live in Pennywell? do ya live in Pennywell?
Pennywell (pennywell)
Monkey smell (monkey smell)
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Do ya have a stadium of light do ya have a stadium of light
Stadium of light (stadium of light!)
Monkey shite (monkey shite!)
Pennywell (pennywell)
Monkey smell (monkey smell)
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Do ya drink yer larger cans do ya drink yer larger cans
Lager cans (larger cans!)
Monkeys Hands (monkeys hands!)
Stadium of light (stadium of light!)
Monkey shite (monkey shite!)
Pennywell (pennywell)
Monkey smell (monkey smell)
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Will yeh beat the toon again will ya beat the toon again
Your insane (your insane!)
Monkeys brain (monkeys brain!)
Lager cans (larger cans!)
Monkeys Hands (monkeys hands!)
Stadium of light (stadium of light!)
Monkey shite (monkey shite!)
Pennywell (pennywell)
Monkey smell (monkey smell)
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Ya football team are farses your football team are farse
Your a farse (your a farse!)
Monkeys arse (monkeys arse!)

Your insane (your insane!)
Monkeys brain (monkeys brain!)
Lager cans (larger cans!)
Monkeys Hands (monkeys hands!)
Stadium of light (stadium of light!)
Monkey shite (monkey shite!)
Pennywell (pennywell)
Monkey smell (monkey smell)
Keys o these (keys o these)
Monkeys knees (monkeys knees)
Peter read! (peter Read)
Monkeys heed!

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland

Dirty mackem dirty monkey muckems
Dirty mackems your from sunderland