Bow to thy master, Lord God Tristania Satanica!

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*bows* We pledge our allegience to [Asator Stormbringer].
And to the dominian, for which he stands,
one undead army, under Tristania Satanica,
totaly disposable,
with blessings for his favorites,
and coffee for all.
Amen

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Praise Tris from whom all blessings flow!
Praise him all creatures here below!
Praise him above ye heavenly hosts!
Praise Tristania....(still working on it... >>)

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His Mighty Lord's Titles

Almighty Lord god Tristiana Satanica God of hangman God of tic tac to God of coffee

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He is everywhere...
and he's a recruiter + big brother! in I Believe In Elftown

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[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]
Tristania's Followers
1)[Rook.]
Lady Alexis Taylor Childs, righthand of Tristania Satanica, Member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Alexia Diabolica, Queen of The Damned"

2)[Sir Riddle]
Sir Adriaan Smilda, Lefthand of Tristania Satanica, member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Ayreon Enigma, Warlord of Demons and underruler of Chaos and Death"

3)[Frost-:-Wing]
Sir Peter Von castenhov, King of the Damned. Member of the Second Order of Demons, leader of the Lords.

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13 Commandments
First Commandment: Thou shatl have no other gods before me.

Second commandment: Thou shalt make golden idols of me.

Thirth commandment: Thou shalt listen to Chuck.

Fourth commandment: the voice in your head and your master is allknowing.

Fifth commandment: Thou shalt make thy master coffee.

Sixth commandment: Thou shalt recruit followers for thy master.

Seventh commandmend: Thou shalt spell properly _{being dislexic is the Master's job ALONE!}

Eight commandment: Thou shalt never tamper with thy masters coffee _{(at risk of thy hands being removed)}

Nineth commandment: thou shalt sacrifice little gnomes to thy master.

Tenth commandment: Thou shalt be friendly to thy fellow blessed ones.

Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy master’s property.

Twelfth commandment: Thou shalt know, Raymond E. Feist is the greatest of writers.

Thirtheenth commandment: Thou shalt know that commandments are rather worthless unless thy master says otherwise.

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Over To thy Master: [Asator Stormbringer]

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Announcements of thy Lord

right folks.., since I am your god you must obey me.., no no nothing filthy >.> trust me, cuz you must! for I am your god!
anyway.., I will give you people some titles.., yes yes..,good ones ^_^
just remember.., I'll be watching you because!.. I am everywhere..,well maybe not everywhere *thinks and gets weird thoughts* oke than.., almost everywhere.

[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]

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My Dear followers, hereby I declare the boredness GONE.., yes yes, if you happend to find yourself in an utterly bored mood, take a look at everything here!
I hereby share my own sollution to the daily boreness!
made possible by: years of boredness!

01.) http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/World6.shtml
02.) http://www.recyclart.org/
03.) http://www.blinkx.com/ [MOVIES FOR THE MASSES! ^_^]
04.) http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/
05.) http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
06.) http://www.venganza.org/
07.) http://www.thesheepmarket.com/
08.) http://www.sixwordstories.net/
09.) http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html [hail to pessimism!!]
10.) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2559551/amazing_stuntman/
11.) http://www.petercallesen.com/
12.) http://notevendoommusic.com/ [get copletely MENTAL! XD]
13.) http://www.cerebrusconstipatus.com/Bizarre/Vending-Machines-If-it-s-out-there-it-s-in-here.html
14.) http://www.moolf.com/interesting/the-red-bull-art-of-can.html
15.) http://members.cox.net/crandall11/money/ [for those with to much time, to much money and to much patience!]

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Thy Lord's wikis
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