My time to do a personal rant.
Annoying thing I hate:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
This is so stupid.
Most people are not capable of speaking clearly all the time so thank god to the wristpointing part.
That not only makes the otehr one stupid , it also spears me a whole lot of time -_-
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
1. It is far more easy to search 5 minutes for the remote then a whole evening doing it manually.
2.It is better for your eyes to stay at the same level of distance from the television screen then to change all the time.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
Wtf is this about ? does anyone really know that ?
Or does 90 procent of the n00bs here just copied that without really thinking ?
I go for number 2.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
It is just a freaking saying people.
Why do you get so worked up about it ?
Or did you , like most people here , just copied and past it without really thinking ?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
Omg , what kind of a freak are you ?
Your friend just wants to point out a detail he/she liked.
And maybe he or she just wants to have a convo about it cause he/she liked that.
I feel sorry for your friends.
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Oke , I must agree with this.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
If you are smart enough , and that is apparently not the case , you know that cops don't make a lot of money.
Just give him that good feeling.
and another thing : why were you driving to fast in the first place ?
Do you want someone dead or something ?
Huray for cops who keep you of the streets.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
Earth exists for about 4 biljoen years now.
People jsut leave around the age of 75.
Do I have to do the math or have you just became smart enough to do themath yourself ?
Another thing :
Do you have time to do everything in one life ?
Nope
So life is too short .
Deal with it.
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
Again , just a freaking expression.
Deal with it.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
now a lesson in human psycholigy.( sorry fot the grammar :s )
People are the most self-centered human beings.
If you knew that , you would know that they ment there bus.
Being a polite human you aks then : witch bus.
No insted you choose to go on and have a rant about it.
( witch makes no sence )
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
People aks this question when they want to aks you something very personal / or very stupid.
In the first case the want you to be prepared.
In the second case they just want to warn you not to laugh to loud.
Again you would know that , if you knew people.
I would almost start to think you lived on an island with no friends.
I stop this weird and non sence of a rant no.
Bye
Stumble!