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2008-08-19 20:47:22

Last author: Steel Mal'ak
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Do not message [Steel Mal'ak] if...

NOTE: Rule # 7 has been changed.

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1. You are under the maturity level of an adult and/or are under 16. (So therefore, most of you will not be able to message me)
2. Your life sucks. (I'm not sure that I could care any less.)
3. You are unable to speak or type without replacing most of your vocabularies with various swear words. (Is that really necessary?)
4. You want only to say "Hi". (I get lots of messages and have lots of wiki's to work on, so please don't waste my time.)
5. You are too lazy to check your message for spelling mistakes. (It's super annoying.)
6. You can't think for yourself. (This is self-explanatory.)
7. You want to ask me questions about God. In real life, I love answering questions (good or bad) about God, but online...Such discussions usually frustrate me.
8. You are hypocritical. (If you don't like being judged, then don't judge.)
9. *rule under rennovation*
10. *rule under rennovation*
11. *rule under rennovation*
12. All you want to say is that I'm "hott" or something like that. (I just don't like that.)
13. *rule under rennovation*
14. *rule under rennovation*
15. You're a jerk. (thus being the reason that I don't message myself very often.)
16. You did not read the whole list. (If you did, then good job, here's a cookie.)

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Done? Good! Now go message Onyx!

2007-08-27 [WinnieFaith]: Eh? Ok...I'll have to experiment, because I'm not entirely sure, I'm still half asleep. But, thanks! And, I love the cookie!!! *chomp*

2007-10-15 [small and mighty]: Very nice set of guidelines..sheeple is a good word...i like it.

2007-10-19 [FritoGyrl]: yaaaay cookie!

2007-12-06 [Fudos]: COMMENT!!!!AUDIBLE GASP!

2008-02-15 [skater301_DX]: ur a god dam bitch no one can stand u

2008-02-15 [Steel Mal'ak]: Maybe if you had read this beforehand, you would have formed this opinion BEFORE asking my "asl". Now get off my page, you grammar-less loser.

2008-02-19 [Jewl]: *mwahahha*

2008-02-19 [Steel Mal'ak]: See, Jewl loves me. That's her "I love Onyx" evil laugh.

2008-02-21 [Jewl]: It is! <img:44166_1164145221.gif>

2008-05-23 [Particle Girl]: Where's my effing cookie :O

2008-05-23 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG they're in the oven, hold your horses, woman.

2008-07-07 [Steel Mal'ak]: COOKIES ARES DONES.

2008-08-06 [Fudos]: I like cookies.

2008-08-06 [Fudos]: I think there are some things up there (particularly words in rules 1, 7, and 13) that can be changed for the sake of all righteousness (always do what is right in the eyes of everyone)

2008-08-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: Perhaps I will change them up later.

2008-08-07 [Fudos]: *shrugs* I'm just going around on like... all the wiki pages I know of.

2008-08-07 [Steel Mal'ak]: I ought to do that. I have like....a million wiki-pages.

2008-08-07 [Fudos]: YOU OUGHT TO.

2008-09-23 [Darth Jacein]: what kinda cookies i get?

2008-09-23 [Steel Mal'ak]: CHOCOLATE CHIPPY.

2008-09-23 [Darth Jacein]: sweet!

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