Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very high
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
Guy: I saw her today.
Girl: I saw him today.
Guy: It seems like it's been forever.
Girl: I wonder if he still cares.
Guy: She looks better than before.
Girl: I couldn't help staring at him.
Guy: I asked her how things were going.
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend.
Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
Girl: He's probably really happy now.
Guy: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
Girl: He couldn't even look at me.
Guy: I told her I missed her.
Girl: He doesn't miss me.
Guy: I meant it.
Girl: He didn't mean it.
Guy: I love her.
Girl: He loves his new girlfriend.
Guy: I held her for the last time.
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.
Guy: Then I went home and cried.
Girl: Then I went home and cried.
Guy: I lost her.
Girl: I love him
After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand & falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses dont always mean something, and promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made. And sometimes, goodbyes really are forever....
methods of love....
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
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10 Commandments of a Teenager*
1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. [why wait?]
2--thou shall not do drugz [alcohol last longer]
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection]
4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. [destruction has a bigger effect]
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
[every-1 knows grandma has more money]
6--thou shall not get in fights. [just start them]
7--thou shall not skip class. [just take the whole day off]
8--thou shall not strip in class. [hooters pays more]
9--thou shall not think about having sex.
[as nike says just do it]
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. [just leave them in the middle]
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I need : My kitten
I want : happiness
I have : a headache
I wish : for a less complicated life
I hate : myself
I fear : getting hurt by others
I love : animals
I miss : being truely happy
I feel : depressed
I should : learn to trust
I wonder : where I'm headed
I regret : being born (sometimes)
--Three Things That Scare Me--
01 - Bugs
02 - Barney
03 - People getting too close...
--Three Things I Don't Understand--
01 - People
02 - The Bible
03 - Myself
--Three Things I'd Like to Learn--
01 - To be less shy
02 - How to love deeply
03 - To understand people
--Three Things I'm Wearing Right Now--
01 - Watch
02 - Rings
03 - Jeans
--Three Things On My Desk--
01 - Body spray
02 - Lamp
03 - Radio
--Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die--
01 - Fall in love
02 - Become less shy
03 - Understand myself
--Three Ways To Describe My Personality--
01 - Shy
02 - Cold
03 - Smart (sometimes)
--Three Bad Things About My Personality--
01 - Think WAY too much
02 - Not very trusting
03 - Don't allow people to get close
--Three Things I Like About My Body--
01 - My eyes
02 - My hair
03 - My ears
--Three Things I Don't Like About My Body-
01 - my arms
02 - My legs
03 - My stomache
--Three Things Most People Don't Know About You--
01 - Thats for me to know and you to find out!
02 - See Above!
03 - See Above!
--Three Things I Say Alot--
01 - Ummm....
02 - Damn
03 - Leave me alone...
--Three Places You Want To Go--
01 - Australia
02 - Alaska
03 - Antartica
--Three Names That You Go By--
01 - Kristin
02 -
03 -
--Three Best Friends--
01 - Erika
02 - Ryan
03 - Sean
Stumble!
