THE HOMOPHOBIC TREE

There was a homophobic tree--
that once ran into me
in the middle of a gay pride parade.
The poor thing was scared stiff,
and had a heartattack when--
a rainbow flag got caught in it's branches.

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It also had a neighbor [THE HETEROPHOBIC OKAPI], but that story's not finished yet.

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Was Also A known Member of THE ORDER OF THE EYE