THE 20 LAWS OF A TEENAGE NINJA

1. thou shalt use any means neccessary to put the hurt on thy sensei.

2. thou shalt waste thy time making up stupid tricks to further put the hurt on thy sensei.

3. thou shalt throw shiny objects at any and all random people/animals.

4. thou shalt pitch a fit when not noticed by thy love interest.

5. thou shalt pitch a fit when put down by thy rival.

6. thou shalt corrupt the youth of thy village

7. thou shalt do anything and everything to tick off thy superiors

8. thou shalt get get up to thy eyeballs in trouble and lie thy butt off about it later

9. thou shalt run away screaming when confronted by small children with said shiny objects

10. thou shalt learn to roll with any and all abuse bestowed upon thee by thy love interest

11. thou shalt not anger those who are liable to kick thy butt then and there

12. thou shalt steal cars from thy superiors

13. thou shalt smash the faces in of thy village's snobby whiners

14. thou shalt not take abuse from anyone but thy love interest

15. thou shalt be allowed to stab thyself but not be called an emo

16. thou shalt remember that some pretty girls may actually be guys

17. thou shalt shamelessly mock anyone with no eyebrows

18. thou shalt comment loudly on the inadequacy of various dub's voice actors/actresses between takes

19. thou shalt gripe about thy family at every given chance

20. thou shalt not steal from little girls. thou shalt dance for them.