YOU ARE A NARUTARD IF YOU:

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words "-chan" and "-kan" on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a sticky note that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog-shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim you're going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino/Sakura/Tenten/Hinata/Temari/etc.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of your favorite fan-website.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry like a baby at the flashback scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke/Cheer on Itachi like the sadist you are.
· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat up your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone over.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours nonstop just so you can read more.
· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "nindo/ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
. You use an insane amount of hair gel in the mornings "just because."
. Whenever you see a pretty girl, don't think "Wow, she's hot," you think "Damn, she's seen my face but I can't kill her."
. Have a collection of masks you made up on your walls and show it to everyone you meet.
. Own at least one headband from each village but only wear one "out of loyalty" and keep the rest on a stand.
. Hit people with ridiculously oversized weapons.
. Bite people, then expect them to serve you.
. Wear nail polish (if you're a guy.)
. Actually understand all of these and laugh at them.
. Have memorized all the hand signs for any jutsu.
. Critize any dub for the anime other than the original Japanese without mercy.
. Attempt to use "One Thousand Years of Death" on those who annoy you.
. Expect people to drop down screaming when you glare at them.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red, wear mascara, and carry around bags of sand.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to abduct demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am in training, leave me alone!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every time you see him (sisters work as well.)
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacheris your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to prove yourself to someone.
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste the faces of pictures of people you don't like on dummies and beat them senseless in the dead of night.
· Get an ANBU tatoo on your shoulder/Tattoo the Chinese love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke because, he is SO yours.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You spend your free time ordering more plastic weapons off the Internet.

(feel free to add whatever yout want :P)

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