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my friends say i have an oral fictsation im attracted to piercings i do smoke i do drink and i do like pot and many other things !
I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm...wanna hug!?
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WHAT I DISLIKE IN THE WORLD TODAY:
1.WAR
2.HATE
3.ASSHOLES
4.SLUTS
WHAT I LIKE IN THIS WORLD TODAY:
1.THE AWSOME MUSIC
2.THE LITERATURE
3.THE PORN
4.MY COMPUTER
5.MOST OF ALL I LOVE MY LITTLE COUSINS CADEN.KENNA,JAKE,AVA,AND VINCENT !
MY 17 MOST FAVORITE BANDS:
1.MUDVAYNE
2.ATREYU
3.GREEN DAY
4.LINKIN PARK
5.BLINK - 182
6.MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
7.EVANESCENCE
8.SUGARCULT
9.JIMMY EAT WORLD
10.SYSTEM OF A DOWN
11.METALICA
12.AC DC
13.AEROSMITH
14.NIRVANA
15.THE RAMONES
16.THE DOORS
17.TOM PETTY AND THE HEART BREAKERS
18.DISTURBED
19.AFI
20.HAWTHORN HEIGHTS
21.RUE
22.MARALYN MANSON
I need: ... sleep
I want: ... money
I have: ... a corrupted mind
I wish: ... that i could do more
I love: ... my friends
I hate: ... people who think ther all that
I fear: ... preppy people
I feel: ... tired
I hear: ... the voices in my head
I smell: ... nothing at the moment
I crave: ... to be understood
I search: ... for meaning
I wonder: ... whats the point
I regret: ... doing certain things
READ THIS!
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for s$egxsgmual fsdafvxors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what $ex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
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