A true story (all of it):

There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak...


"I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?"


"Just some old birds," came the reply.


"What are you going to do with them?" I asked


"Take 'em home and have fun with them," he answered. "I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make them fight. I'm gonna have a real good time."


"But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?"


"Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy "They like birds. I'll take them to them."


The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"


"Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!"


"How much?" the pastor asked again.


The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?"


The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.


Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.


One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.


"Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got them all!"


"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.


Satan replied, "Oh, I'm going to have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm going to teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really going to have fun!"


"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, I'll kill them," Satan glared proudly.


"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!"


"How much?" He asked again.


Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life."


Jesus said, "DONE!"


Then He paid the price.

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and if u dnt like me u can kiss my (y)
(by [Reflecting God])


If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^

MY HEROES!!!!

my friend Becka is my hero. she has always been there for me through the thick and the thin and i love her for that. she supports me no matter what i do. when i went out with chris, ahem, three times, she was there. she hates him, but wanted me to be happy.

my wife-ee Sapphire is my hero. i know that she hates chris and for that i am sorry. i love him to death. but, she was one of the first ones to go and talk to chris and find out what was going on. she only wants the best for me and i love her for that.

my friend(and ex) Christian is my hero. he gives me advice on guys and tells me his personal opinion. he was a great boyfriend, and now he is an even better friend. i wish he werre here right now to tell me i can live without chris and to move on. he always tells me the truth without a sugar coating.

my hero is my mom. sometimes she doesn't set the best examples, but i love her anyways. she's always there to tell me she loves me. also, she's always there as a support factor. but, what i can't tell her, i'm ashamed and embarassed of. i'm too scared to tell her.
i luv country music and a little bit of rock. but, not 2 much of it. if u do chat w/ me, please keep in mind that i am VERY blonde. i may forget things and get confuzlinged.

i luv Martina McBride 'cause she is a gr8 singer. these are sum songs bi her.
Concrete Angel

She walks to school with the lunch she packed
Nobody knows what she's holdin' back
Wearin' the same dress she wore yesterday
She hides the bruises with linen and lace

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
Bearing the burden of a secret storm
Sometimes she wishes she was never born

Through the wind and the rain
She stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings
And she flies to a place where she's loved
Concrete angel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The neighbors hear, but they turn out the lights
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
When morning comes it'll be too late

Repeat Chorus

A statue stands in a shaded place
An angel girl with an upturned face
A name is written on a polished rock
A broken heart that the world forgot

Repeat Chorus


Valentine

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still hear you
If there were no tears
No way to feel inside
I'd still feel for you

And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

All of my life
I have been waiting for
All you give to me
You've opened my eyes
And showed me how to love unselfishly

I've dreamed of this a thousand times before
But in my dreams I couldn't love you more
I will give you my heart
Until the end of time...
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

(SOLO)

And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
'Cause all I need is you, my Valentine
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
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4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
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has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
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15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
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20.Put this in your profile.

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