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Welcome to my ....Chaos
this is one of my best friends [
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and this is another of my best friends rachel [
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some of my fav qoutes]
from serenity
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from trailer]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Violence is going to ensue!
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[from trailer]
River Tam: Reavers!
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[from trailer]
[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoë Warren: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.
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[from trailer]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?
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[from trailer]
The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good!
[quick-draws gun... BANG]
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The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good.
[pulls gun and shoots Operative in the chest, knocking him into the wall, grabs Inara and gets ready to leave]
The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron!
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Jayne Cobb: She's damaging my calm.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over Intercom] This is the Captain. We have a slight problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence and then... explode.
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Kaylee Frye: You mean to say as... sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: [pause, slightly pained but sweet smile] I mean to say.
Kaylee Frye: [considers, adjusts grip on gun] The hell with this, I wanna live!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Doctor, I've taken your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you: I will get very choked up. Honestly. There might even be tears.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I'm a leaf in the wind.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The leg is good. It will bleed plenty and we aviod any necessary organs.
Vault Guard: I was thinking more of a graze.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you don't want to make it look like you just gave up.
Vault Guard: Oh, I get that.
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Zoë Warren: We're not going to get to you in time.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Keep moving, honey. We're coming to you.
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Jayne Cobb: [yelling yasmin] Mal!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Every heist he's got to start yelling my name.
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Dr. Simon Tam: We'll get off the ship. It'll be for the best.
Kaylee Frye: Nobody's sayin' that.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Nobody but Jayne is sayin' that.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] I'll need to see some authorization!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
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The Operative: Define "disappear".
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Jayne Cobb: Shepard Book used to tell me if you can't do the smart thing, do the right thing.
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Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Attention. We will be experiencing some turbulence and... explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm risking my crew on the theory that you're a real person. If you're not, you might as well shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [stammering] Ooooor, we can talk some more...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Attention crew. We'll be experiencing some slight turbulence and then, uh, explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Hands and knees and heads bowed down! This is a robbery! What we're tak'n ain't yours!
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Kaylee Frye: Have faith, Captain!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Not today.
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Jayne Cobb: Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
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The Operative: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yeah, well, I'm known for that.
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Shepherd Meria Book: When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?
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[from trailer]
Jayne Cobb: Let's be bad guys.
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[from trailer]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all comin' to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you, than I have before. Sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehave.
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River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
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[from trailer]
The Operative: It's worse than you know.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It usually is.
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[from trailer]
Zoë Warren: We're not alone...
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, no more runnin'.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
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[from trailer]
Mr. Universe: The Alliance has gone to enormous trouble to find your friend. Do you all know what it is you're carrying?
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The Operative: Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die.
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Zoë Warren: Do you really think any of us are getting out of here alive?
Jayne Cobb: Well, I might.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yeah, I do.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.
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The Operative: [to Mal] You can not make me angry.
Inara Serra: Please, spend an hour with him!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [greeting the twins] Fanty. Mingo.
Fanty: I'm Mingo, he's Fanty.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No, you're Fanty, he's Mingo.
Mingo: How can you always tell?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier.
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The Operative: Is this a belief you are willing to die for?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes...
[he fires]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't plan A.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
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Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
[River makes a face]
Dr. Simon Tam: No, never mind.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
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Mr. Universe: You guys always bring me the very best violence.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë Warren: What? And risk "my" ship?
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about Inara] Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
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Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.
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