WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)



2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?



4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!



5. Are You Andy or Barney?



6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.



7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?



8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!



9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!



10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.



11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.



12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"



13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR





wanna kno something weird about me??? ok, i eat popcorn with chopsticks, yea, so i dont get the butter on my hands ^~






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Fave Bands:
Coheed and Cambria
Green Day
Yellowcard
Slipknot
Korn
My Chemical Romance
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Mest
Good Charlotte
Simple Plan
Breaking Point
FreeLife Killing(my own band(in Florida))
No Turning Back(my own band(in Alaska))
Thrice
System of a Down
Selena
Freaks of the City(my band with my cousins in Washington)








"The Suffering"


Is there a word or right to say
Even in this old fashioned way?
Go make your move, girl
I'm not coming home


Would things have changed if I could've stayed?
Would you have loved me either way?
Dressed to the blues.
Day to day with my collar up.


Decision sits so make it quick
A breath inhaled from an air so sick
I cursed the day I had learned
Of the web you spun...
You had your hold till bleeding


Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting


Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've never walked out
So until the sun burns out
Oh, I hope you're waiting


Would we have lived as a child would care?
With this vial to drink I dare
(Oh where have you been, oh where have you been)
Only to cry all alone with your taste on tongue
(Oh where have you been if it hurts to be forgiving? Bye)


Should we try this again with hope? (Bye, bye)
Or is it lost, give up the ghost
And should I die all alone as I knew I would...
Then burn in hell young sinner


Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting
Oh, I hope you're waiting


Now listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in


Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in


Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting


Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've never walked out
So until the sun burns out
Oh, I hope you're waiting


Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in


Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in


Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in


Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in
And you're not coming in



"Goodbye To You"


There's so much I want to say now
But it's too late i know
There's no way to heal these wounds now
And my heart bleeds for you


And our love is crashing
Like a tidal wave
Coming over me


[CHORUS:]
So I wanted you to know
That i finally let you go
After all i've held on to
This is my goodbye to you
I was always there for you
But you never saw the truth
And the reason that i know
Is i've finally let you go


Yesterday you were my best friend
But tomorrow took you away
There's not much for me to say now
Just goodbye, farewell


And our love is crashing
Like a tidal wave
Coming over me


[chorus]


And every time i close my eyes
My heart is bleeding deep inside
But now my eyes are open
And i'm never gonna be the one for you
The one for you


[chorus]


I finally let you go
Let you go
Let you go so this is my goodbye to you.