i'm a bit rough around the edges, i love boxing and workin out and i love goin out wiv my m8s gettin drunk n avin a laugh

favourite:
*film:bodyguard
*song:everything i do by bryan adams
*food:galaxy wholenut...coz i'm nuts lol
*drink:chocolate vodka mudshakes
*place:the boxing gym (coed eva a.b.c.) coz its where i work out n where all da hotties hang out lol


pplz i luv:
*jem
*sami
*yaz
*cezz
*han

things i h8....
*ppl lyin bout shit
*ppl constantly complainin...der r ppl worse off dan u sumwhere so SHUT UP!!!
*tomatoes...dey r just so gross, wot append?
*ppl stereotypin ova ppl, we is ppl not clothes...we dnt need a fcukin label!!

Beauty Truth*

~10 Top Beauty Myths~

1.Eating chocolate and French fries causes zits.

2.Cut your hair during a full moon so it grows stronger.

3.Tight hats can make your hair fall out

4.You can shrink the pores on your face

5.If you shave your legs or bikini line, the hair will grow in blacker

6.Earrings stretch your lobes out

7.Dandruff is caused by your scalp being too dry

8.Your hair will grow faster if you cut it more often.

9.Dry skin causes wrinkles.

10.Tight hats can make your hair fall out.

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~10 Top Beauty Truths~

1.Mayonnaise acts as a great deep conditioner!

2.If your eyes are puffy, try putting tea bags or cucumbers on them.

3.Toothpaste will dry up a zit.

4.Baking soda also works as a teeth whitener.

5.Carrots help you see in the dark.

6.Rinse your hair with beer to make it shiny.

7.Lemon juice can lighten your hair.

8.Chewing on parsley can give you fresh breath.

9.Petroleum jelly can work as a moisturizing gloss on shoulders and legs.

10.Almond or sesame oil can be used as makeup remover.


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)


A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


**if you would end your life to save somebody elses life put this in your profile**



One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk.
She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.
He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE



Boy: Boy: baby we need to talk


Girl: ricardo, wat do u mean?


Boy: sumthin has come up...


Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?


Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby


Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much


Boy: baby are you there??


Girl: yea im here wut is so important??


Boy: im not sure if i should say


Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.


Boy: im leaving....


Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you


Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away


Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.


Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.


Girl: i cant believe this.


[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]


Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad


Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go


Boy: would you run away with me?


Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!


Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..


Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on


Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.


Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park


Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min


[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]


Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.


Girl: ****tear (begins to cry)


Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go


Girl: ok (begins to walk away)


[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]


It says.....


Erika,


U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Ricardo


[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]


....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....


Friend: how are u feeling?


Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.


Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...


Girl: ummm ok


[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,


It says.


Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...


Hate = Love


Never = Alwayz


Bitch = Baby


Will not= will


........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...


-Ricardo]


Girl: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!


Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later


Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!


...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......


[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.


[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Ricardo wa dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]


....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a msg. "Its Ricardo, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 ueverything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!!


[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]


If you have a heart...repost this.....if you dont you'll have bad luck for 1874783974239 years!



 hey buddy... answer these for me plz...
::::Fill this out and send it to me just for funn!::::
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me? If you're a guy, don't answer this. Please?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


answer these by copyin n anwerin then send it to me.
:)
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?



More
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?





if i'm on cum n tlk 2 me, if not i'll catch u l8r, peace out dude