Ask
me
and
ill
tell
(maybe)
Isn't this funny?!?
you know you're living in 2005 when














1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.





2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years





3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name





4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.





6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.





7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling





8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends





9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.


10) then you scroll up to that there is no number 5.


11) then you laugh at your own stupidity.


hahahaha hehehe isn't this funny?? i think it is.
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12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--





1. Hugs her from behind.



2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.



3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.



4. Cuddle with her.





5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!



6. Write little notes.



7. Compliment her.



8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.



9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!





10. Brush the hair out of her eyes





11. Comfort her when she cries.





12. Love her with all your heart








Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet.





Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it






Chevelle


"The Red"



They say freak,
When you're singled out,
The red, well it filters through.


So lay down, the threat is real,
When his sight goes red again.
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again.


This change, he won't contain,
Slip away, to clear your mind.
When asked, who made it show,
The truth, he gives in to most.


So lay down, the threat is real,
When his sight goes red again.


So lay down, the threat is real,
When his sight goes red again.
So lay down, the threat is real,
When his sight goes red again.


Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red again,
Seeing red....


They say freak...
When you're singled out.
The red, it filters through





Down With The Sickness"

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

[Chorus:]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3ntaro]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me

[chorus]

(And when I dream) [x42]
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Dont do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die

[Chorus (last line changed to "Madness has now come over me")]

I
wuv
DISTURBED
I
WUV
DISTURBED!!!

~~*The worst lie ever told is when you say i love you and dont mean it... If You Say That You Love Someone And Mean It Post This On Your Page.*~~

[**if you want to lay under the stars with some one special then put this in your profile**]


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]



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RANDOM THINGS TO DO!





1.At lunchtime,sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom,don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time people ask you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "in"
5.Put decaff in the cofee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions,switch to espresso.
6.in the memo field of all of your checks write "for sexual favors"
7.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8.Don't use any punctuation marks
9.As often as possible,skip rather than walk.
10.Ask people what sex they are.Laugh after they answer.
11.specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of jungle sounds.
15.Five days in advance,tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
16.Have your friends adress you by your wrestling name,Rock Hard Devon.
17.When the money comes out the ATM,scream"I won,I won,3rd time this week!"
18.When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot screaming"run for your lives,they're loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.