Hello, everybody, this is Travis, and welcome to my profile on Elftown. If I've never met you before, then hello for the first time. If I have met you before, then hi, nice to see you again. I'm fifteen, live in Kennewick, and love to read. Video games are good too. So if you want to talk, just message me and I'll probably answer. Thanks for visiting! :)

An announcement, of sorts. It has been officially announced by the Council of Peers at my place of learning that I am in fact a superhero of the nerdiest kind, and I was given the ultimate alias of all time...El Travistador! Like matador, but with a Travis.

[92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your arse off.]


J-Everyone loves you
A-Damn good in bed.
M-You never let people tell you what to do
E-You have a nice ass.
S-You have a big heart

Message if you're interested ladies! lol jk

What does your middle name mean?
A- Damn good in bed.
B- Fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- Love is something you truly beleive in.
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- You have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you.
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- you have BIG boobs
M- you never let people tell you what to do.
N- One of the best in bed.
O- Love is something you truly beleive in.
P- You are really laid back.
Q- You are a hypocritelayed .
R- People think you are so cute.
S- You have a big heart.
T- You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are popular with all types of people.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- Success comes easily to you.
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive.
Z- You are really outgoing

*Name:Travis
*Nickname:Trav, Trav Nerdio, El Travistador
*Country of living:USA
*Birthday:November 23rd
*Height:5'9"
*Eye color:Dark brown
*Hair color:Dark blonde
*Shoesize:11
*School/work:School
*You smoke:God, no! Do you know what that does to you?!
*Hobbies:Reading, writing, hanging out with friends
*Brothers/sisters:Two older sisters; one's 19, the other's 21.
*Relationship:No
*Peircings:None
*Favorite country to visit: I've never left the USA
*Are there people you won't reply to:No
*Best person you've met this year:Andy
*Worst person you've met this year:Amber
*Who would you like to meet:Paul McCartney! Or Jim Carrey and Robin Williams.
*Who do you admire most:Peter Jennings (RIP)
*Favorite clothing:Pajamas
*Favorite car:'58 sky-blue Chevy
*Favorite movie(s):V for Vendetta
*Favorite city:Kennewick
*Favorite perfume/cologne:None
*Favorite sound:The sea
*Favorite writer:R.A. Salvatore, J.K. Rowling
*Favorite nickname:Sivart (my name backwards)
*On your mousepad:The mouse, duh. :)
*What is under your bed:Too much stuff.
*Favorite color:Purple (No, I'm not gay)
*Favorite song ever:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band-The Beatles
*Favorite food:Mashed potatoes and hamburger gravy. Mmmm...
*Favorite class in school:History. I'm really good at it.
*Favorite drink:Mountain Dew (do the Dew!) and Vault
*Lucky number:7
*What's best about you:My Personality
*Favorite shoes:State Street
*What time do you go to bed on weekdays:Usually ten, if it's a school night.
*What word do you use most:Alrighty then.
*Most romantic moment in your life:I'd rather not say; it might embarass her.
*Most emberassing moment:Being taped to a chair in first grade
*You rather'd spend time inside or outside:Inside reading, outside hanging with friends.
*What do you do on weekends:Read or hang out.
*Least liked class:Math. It's way too hard.
*Your breakfast:Don't usually eat breakfast.
*Least favorite food:Spinach. Yuck!
*Pets: Dogs and birds.
*Laugh or dream:Dream, cause anything can happen then.
*Serious or funny:Friends say I'm serious, but I can be funny at times.
*Do you prefer being alone or with company:Depends on my mood.
*Simple or complicated:Simple
*Cremated or buried:Buried, I'd want my descendents to pay their respects.
*Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
*Light or dark:Light
*Speak or silence:Speak with friends, silent with strangers.
*Tall or small women/men: Tall Women
*News Paper:None
*Hug or kiss:Depends on who it was.
*Happy or sad:Happy, mostly.
*Life or death:Life, of course.
*Gig or disco:What's Gig?
*Left or Right:Right
*Dark/red/blonde:Brunettes are cool.
*What would you ask the Almighty if you could ask one question:How can we find world peace?
*Do you believe in reincarnation:No
*Do you believe in aliens:Sometimes
*When you die, what will your last words be:Don't know, too scary to think about.
*Does true love exist:I don't know.
*How many kids would you like to have:2-3
*What is the thing you most can't stand:Hypocrites.
*Best feeling:Triumph after reading a nice big book.
*Worst feeling:Being rejected for being a nerd
*What are you afraid of:Dying of loneliness
*Are you an emotional person:Sometimes. Not usually.
*Do you cry while watching sad movies:No.
*Your goal in life:To be an author; to leave a mark on the world.
*What New Year's resolution did you set for yourself:None. Those are dumb. And are never kept anyways.
*What animal would you like to be reincarnated as:Red-tailed hawk. I wanna fly...
*Most original place you would propose:A forest, during twilight.
*What do you think of elftown:It's cool.
*Is there something missing about elftown:Nope.
*Where did you get this question list:Stole it from somebody.
*Besides elftown, what do you use your computer for:myspace, MSN, research, & games.
*Favorite artist:The Beatles
*Zodiac Sign:Sagitarius

Favorite lines from my favorite movie of all time, which is V for Vendetta:

"People should not be afraid of their governments...governments should be afraid of their people."-V

"Why won't you die?!"-Mr. Creedy
"Because beneath this mask is more than flesh...beneath this mask is an idea, Mr. Creedy...and ideas are bulletproof."-V

"Who are you?"-Evey
"Who? Who is but the form, following the function of 'what', and what I am is a man in a mask."-V
"Well I can see that."-Evey
"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."-V

Remember, remember, the fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason, and Plot.
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis--vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

"Are you like a crazy person?"-Evey
"I'm quite sure they'll say so."-V

"It means that I, like God, do not play with dice, and do not believe in coincidence."-V