ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED

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an oath to god

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dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

     !Stoners Rule!
party hardy rock n roll drinka keg smoke a bowl for all u preps that think ur cool just remember stoners rule, stoners live and stoners die in the end we all get high, so if in life you dont succeed fuck em all and smoke some weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead
Hipocret he was a bigot so i cut off his head
Poored out the holey water bless the dead is what i said
And heard the demons screamin as his body bled





WHAT YOU SHOULD
          NEVER SAY
          TO A COP


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.





3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?


4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?


6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.


7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?


8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!


9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!





10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been


drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR."


14.When the officer says "Do you know why
i pulled over" never say "Why did you forget?"









STRUGGLE
The demon flies, the angel sings

The demon breaks the angel's wings

The angel cries her tears of glass

The demon breathes, they turn to ash

The angel stands up with her shield

The demon attacks without yield

The angel falls, and now she's dead

The demon takes and eats her head


ÐEMON

He stands there tall with thick red skin

He is pure evil, made of sin

With horns as large as fishing poles

And eyes as dark as burning coals

He stands there looking down at I

He smiles and says his last goodbye

He swings at me with huge clawed hands

Which tears my flesh into strands

I lye there bleeding on the floor

He laughs for he is evil's core

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