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This Page is just a bunch of random quotes from me and my friends. Kinda stole this idea from my friend [.soldier]


Me: Hey Kace! Lets go get pizza! I brought 5 bucks!
Kaycee: Woo Hoo! Lets GO-
Me and Kaycee: *fall flat on our faces, look behind us, see a root and laugh histarically*
Kaycee: *while laughing* Get off me!
Me: *still laughing*
(later that day)
Me: ROOT!
Kaycee: *laughs*


Erika: Want some ice cream? I got waffle bowls!
Aarin: *picks up waffle bowl* Is this eatible?


Me: Damn it! The popcorn didnt pop Mr!
Mr Martinez: *picks up bag of popcorn and reads label* Is this microwavable?
Kaycee: *sarcastically* no Mr.
Me: *sarcastically* The microwave popcorn isnt microwavable.


James: Amber!!!
Me: James!!!
James: Amber!!!
Me: James!!!
James: Amber!!!
Me: James!!!
James: Amber!!!
Me: Jam-- Oww-- my head--- ur squishing me!


Me: *slam* Oh Shit! Theres a wall there!


Me: Cinnamin
Dad: Cimmonim
Me: Cimoniminin
Dad: Cinonimonin
Me: Chewy


(internet convo over cam me in Texas, him in Florida)
Me: *laughing very hard--- falls*
George: Hey! Where'd you go?
Me: Oww... i cant feel my ass.
George: do i need to call 911?


(at pizza place)
George: can i have a cheese and sausage pizza with cheese?
Pizza dude: umm... all pizzas come with cheese.


(on top of empire state building)
Cristine: *looking out at buildings and laughing hard*
Me: What are you laughing at?
Cristine: I was looking for the Empire state building.


Cristine: *yawns*
(3 secs later)
Cristine: *looks at me* did you just yawn?
Me: No Cris... you did...


Kaycee: Purple!
Me: *laughs*


Mike: Marina! Where'd you get that lolipop?!
Me: Up her ass.
Mike: *reaches behind Marina* Gimmme ONE!!!


Me: The right way?
Kaycee: The wrong way?
Me, Anna, and Kaycee: THE GERARD WAY!!!


(Watching West Side Story in English Class)
Movie: Maria! Maria! Maria!... I'll never stop saying MARIA!!!
Me: Please Do!
Class: *laughs*


Me: Shit! Theres a bed there!


(reading Romeo and Juliet in english class)
Raul (playing the nurse): "Suck thy wisdom from thy teats." wtf?!?!
Me (playing Juliet): I sucked what from your what?!?!
Mike (playing Romeo): You sucked more wisdom out of my cock than his teat.


Me: *burp* oops... scuse me
Mike: I thought i told you not to swallow!
Me: WTf?


Mike: Hey Tony... Wanna go out with me?
Tony: Yes
Mike: wtf? i was kidding dude eww sick!


Mom:*singing* I love you, You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too?!?!-----
Me: Mom... couldnt you at least sing Evanescence or some kind of rock or something?
Mom: *yelling* BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! *throwing fists in air and accidentally punches me in the face*
Me: *falls on floor* Oww, What the heck?!?!
Mom: Oops...


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