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Battleships!

Don't look at me. [Jitter] came up with it xD


[Triola] seems to think that Harry/Draco is the be all and end all of the Harry Potter fandom. [Jitter] seems to prefer Ginny/Severus. [sequeena_rae] will hit you if you bash Hermione/Severus, [Linderel] wants a bit of everything and [Teufelsweib] fancies her capslock.


It's about time we settled this bitches.
The best Harry Potter ship ever? You decide :O


Day one in the Harry Potter Battleships...*trails off into Big Brother*


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Jitt's Cruiser - MS Ginny/Severus
Squee's Cruiser - MS Hermione/Severus
Lami's Cruiser - MS Sirius/Remus
Trin's Cruiser - MS Harry/Draco
Vorkje's Cruiser - MS Capslock?


Fill your boats with arguments, stories and proof, wenches, and let the battle begin!



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2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: I iz ere flyin da flag 4 Snape/Hermione <3

2008-05-13 [Triola]: If we're truly battling this out, do we need to provide stories for the others to read etc? :P

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: If you wish :O

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: Sounds brilliant xD

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: And by the way. I like Harry/Draco and Sev/Harry - though the former shall always remain the one dearer for me, one of the reasons being that I just can't imagine writing the latter - but the one true love for me, I now see... is Sirius/Remus. I has spoken.

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: Sirius/Remus is a good ship :P

I will put links to stories when I can be aced :D

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: Let's see:

Ships I enjoy:
Snape/Ginny

Ron/Ginny (yes gross but it offers awesome ground for angst fics >:3)

Sirius/Ginny

Ron/Hermione (canon all the way)

Luna/Ginny/Hermione

Sirius/Tonks (mostly playing with the idea that she seduces him by morphing into someone else mwahahha)

Lupin/Ginny

Sirius/Lily I like that almost as much as Sev/Gin

I think mainly Ginny/Everyone x)

Ships I don't like:

Generally male slash (I don't get a bang out of it sorry :P- apart from Weasleycest as Trio already knows)

Harry/Hermione (It gives me the creeps as if it is badly written incest, I can't see them together at all canon or ooc :P)

James/Lily (boooringggg)

2008-05-13 [Triola]: Copy paste from FF.net, Jitt? :P I can do that too y'know xD

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: Jitter is an incest freak xD

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: There's only one way I can take Remus/Tonks, and Trin knows :P

2008-05-13 [Triola]: Favourite pairings
Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy – in an utterly insane fandom world, it's the only pairing that makes sense. It's all about challenge, obsessions, angry sex and fucked up love.
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black – I'm not giving up on this one no matter how married to Tonks Remus might end up. They are beyond cute!
Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger – what can I say, they're canon now =P
Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood – because Neville is my personal hero, and Luna is teh awesome.

Pairings that work in certain stories
Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson– definitely works, especially with a really fiery Pansy who gives Ron's temper a run for its money.
Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger – I read a couple of really sweet ones with them.
Harry Potter/Severus Snape – because Severus is a very fucked up man, and we love him for it.
Harry Potter/Sirius Black – only works in one story, Corresponding Follies.
Remus Lupin/Severus Snape – Sevvie needs someone to keep him in line.
Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape – I don't know how it's possible, but the only explanation that comes to mind is 'awww!'
Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas – it works, even though it means that with my H/D obsession half the Gryffindor dorm ends up gay.
Ron Weasley/Luna Lovegood – if it isn't Hermione, I definitely want it to be Luna. She simply rocks.
Fred Weasley/George Weasley – I might be a sick, sick person, but I promise I've read stories where it works. Cried my eyes out over one of them, I did.
Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle (young) – it fits perfectly, in a way.
Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bullstrode – read it once, and I didn’t run away screaming
Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger - ditto

Pairings everyone should stay really, really far away from
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger – a BIG no no!
Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley – they’re like siblings! Even if it is canon -mutters-
Harry Potter/Ron Weasley – just... icky
Harry Potter/Remus Lupin – wrong, very wrong
Draco Malfoy/Anyone else than Harry – because Draco is awesome and Harry is the only one who's anywhere near awesome enough to be with him
Sirius Black/James Potter – I won't even comment on this one
Sirius Black/Severus Snape – no, nay, never, no more
Severus Snape/Hermione Granger – disturbing
Gilderoy Lockhart/Anyone – because if he procreates, I'll shoot myself.
Lord Voldemort/Anyone – can’t picture him the loving kind (which didn't stop me from reading a Harry/Voldie story which was awesomely good, but yeah, still)
Albus Dumbledore/Anyone, especially Minerva McGonagall – I have problems picturing people's love lives if they involve wrinkles.

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: Weasleycest rocks xD

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: Malfoycest :O

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: I am not! :o

I am more into femmeslash xD

Actually a fellow moderator on Darkmark corrupted me into cest :P she was waaaaay more obsessed with Ron/Ginny than I am :o

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: femmeslash? :O

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: Femmeslash is nice too :3

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: you girls are shocking me!

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle (young) – it fits perfectly, in a way. <--ditto

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: aw yeah <3

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: about femmeslash: I've always been bi-curious. (yeah shock horror :O) And still am :P Just never tried anything (and won't now that I'm a mum :P)

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: Eh don't worry I'm slightly bi curious too, nearly had an altercation with Kath the last time I went out :P

and lmao at trin!

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: Vorkje's Cruiser - MS Capslock?

LMAO

2008-05-13 [Triola]: Hey, if we're doing this, we'd best do it right :P

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: *dies* XD

2008-05-13 [Jitter]: I think 99,9% of women are bi-curious to be honest :P

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: But how many of them admit to that? :P

2008-05-13 [Triola]: I like to think that most people are not 100% straight or gay, but like 95%/5% or 80%/20% or something :)

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: I like to think that person sexual is the best way to be :P

2008-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: niiiice lami!

2008-05-13 [Linderel]: :o

2008-05-15 [Linderel]: Holy shite. Please tell me I am not the only one who finds the idea of Neville/Remus extremely disturbing.

2008-05-15 [sequeena_rae]: Neville with anyone except Luna is disturbing.

I can go one better. Albus/Filch :x

2008-05-15 [Linderel]: Errrr <_< *scrubs*

2008-05-15 [sequeena_rae]: What's that <_< for? :o

2008-05-15 [Linderel]: You know there was a Harry/Sev fic I read with implied past Harry/Neville. Of course it doesn't work, which was also expressed, but the thought doesn't make me want to vomit :P

2008-05-15 [sequeena_rae]: Your bad! XD

Neville is just too...timid for me o.O

2008-05-15 [Linderel]: I like a Neville who grows out of his timidness. *nodnod*

2008-05-15 [sequeena_rae]: But Neville is forever timid :O

2008-05-15 [Triola]: I read a H/D fic where Neville was awesome once <3 He grew into this silent, perceptive type with a beard and ended up with Pansy I think xD

2008-05-15 [Linderel]: Okay wtf xD

2008-05-16 [Triola]: I know, but it was nice to read something where Neville isn't just a bumbling fool for Draco to yell at :3

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: I agree that anything else than Neville/Luna is astonishingly not working.

2008-05-16 [Triola]: Actually, I find that Neville and Ginny works on occasion :)

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: Ginny's a sex fiend. Poor Neville xD

2008-05-16 [Triola]: In your mind she is :P Many people haven't gotten over the second book where she's this innocent little thing who hero worships Harry Potter

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: dude it's been 5 years since that xD
:)

2008-05-16 [Triola]: I know, but I'm just saying that everyone does not immediately connect her dating around a little in the later books with sex fiend xD

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: I know :) I'm kidding. I love torturing Ginny xD I think it's because she an only girl in a family of six boys :o

2008-05-16 [Triola]: I like a strong Ginny who's a total feminist and can curse the pants off anyone and who tells Harry he's gay before he even knows it himself :3

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: Ahahaha. Mine isn't much further apart from your Ginny ;)

2008-05-16 [sequeena_rae]: Ginny is Tonks!

2008-05-16 [Jitter]: o_O

2008-05-16 [sequeena_rae]: The way trin was describing her idea of ginny reminded me of tonks :P

2008-06-05 [Triola]: Draco's birthday, Draco's birthday, Draco's birthday, Draco's birthday! :D

2008-06-05 [sequeena_rae]: wheeeeeeeeee!

2010-05-29 [Linderel]: *streaks*

2010-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: OMGOSH

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Wow, it's actually been pretty much two years :o

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Yup :D

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Oh, well, Draco, Harry and I are still going strong :3 Our love is true, I suspect it might last a lifetime

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Yay for you :3 I have phases xD Currently I'm in a Sirius/Remus phase, probably to counteract that Severus/Remus you fed me :P

But speaking of your loverly OTP, do you happen to recall which fic it was in which Harry had a creaking kitchen cabinet he talked back to?

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Of course I do! One of my favourites <3 Reparations and the sequel, Foundations, by Saras_girl :3

http://saras-girl.livejournal.com/tag/reparations

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Ah! So I was right :D I had a vague feeling it might be that one, but figured you might actually remember :D

2010-05-30 [Triola]: So amazing <3 all white string wristbands and loveliness

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: 'Twas a very lovely fic, yus ^____^

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Lots of fluffy and snarky goodness and very little angst, my favourite kind :P

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: It's my favourite too!
...'cept that I like mine with a liberal helping of angst, 'cause I'm a masochist that way.

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Well, I do like me some angst every now and then, as long as I get my happy ending :)

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Hehe. I often have to go look for happy endings in other fics.

2010-05-30 [Triola]: I know >.< I did the mistake of reading one of the puppy fics you've posted lately, and it had an awfully unsatisfying ending

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Oh, which one?

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Uhm, the Snape is being a git, Sirius is needy, Remus has a secret one.

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Ah, that. It was left frustratingly open. It was very gah.

2010-05-30 [Triola]: Yes >.< unsatisfying, like I said

2010-05-30 [Linderel]: Quite xD

2010-11-27 [Triola]: Yous should all do this: Fanfiction Questionnaire Trin! I at least found it very hilarious xD

2010-11-27 [sequeena_rae]: Oooh ok!

2010-11-28 [Triola]: :D And then link here so I can read, laugh and exam-procrastinate!

2010-11-28 [sequeena_rae]: I did one and ET timed out, I'm not doing it again.

But it involved fred telling remus he's going to make him howl.

2010-11-28 [Triola]: xD Nice one

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