Birth Control, Don't Be A Dumbass

This is where we shall cover (Dun-dun-dunna-da!) birth control, since everywhere else is proving to be going lax in that very important subject.

*Let me just get this out of the way before we start...I know that I'll probably loose all credibility after saying this but, thanks to family guy, the whole sticking it in someone's ear thing, is starting to become an epidemic. Which is fine when it's done in good humor, but for those of you who take that whole thing seriously (I know your out there! I know! :P)... Sticking it in someones ear, is just plain fucked up, so don't.*

Helpful links ^.^:
http://www.sexetc.org/faq/birth_control/987#

Okay, now for what you should know:
1) Even if you always take precautions, it's still no guarantee that you won't catch anything or get pregnant.

2) The only form of birth control that is 100% effective is absitance, and thats only because their isn't anything that can make babies going into any hole.

3) Even anal's not 100% (sorry) because of potential leekage, I know it sounds farfetched, but it's possible.

4) Unless you get fixed or have and actual underlinging medical conditon that says you can't get pregnant, their is no such thing as 'The doctor said that I can't get pregnant'. So, don't listen to her and wrap it up.

5) If you don't know how to put on a condom, read the damn instructions, if not google it. Five minutes of your time is well worth it.

6) Birth control is most effective when taken at the same time EVERYDAY, usually with most if you miss a day, you can just take both the next day, but if you miss more than that, then you can't, you just have to go on taking them one at a time until the pack runs out.

7) If you miss your period, it doesn't always mean that your pregnant, stress can cause you to be late, but still, if your doing things, get checked just to make sure.

8) You can fail a pregancy test even if you are, and getting blood work isn't too too much better (sorry).

9) One time can matter, wrap it up.

{More to come}




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