Conniption Fits

1. If the victim is pounding his/her head against the wall, grab him/her and fling him/her to the ground.

2. Pin the victims' arms and legs to the ground.

3. Say, "This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

4. Slug the victim.

5. Take the victims' wallet out of his/her pocket and place it in between your teeth to prevent you from screaming on account of pain from a broken hand.

6. Take yourself to the hospital. (And a job well done.)

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