First Aid

Neurotics hate to be put on the spot and they certainly do not like to be thrust into positions of responsibility during major medical emergencies, but occasionally they have no choice. Sometimes there is no one with a cool head around to take charge, and the neurotic is called upon to fill the breach. If your friend is dying, after all, you don't just stand there wringing your hands and humming an indistinct tune. You have to rise to the occasion, and in order to do that you have to be prepared. In order to be prepared you should memorize the following instructions.

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Snake Bites*

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Conniption Fits*

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Electric Shock*

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Swallowed Foreign Bodies*

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Frostbite*

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Hiccups*

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Radiation Exposure*

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Stab Wounds*

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