Radiation Exposure

1. Get the hell out of the area.

2. Wash all parts of your body with soap and water. Wash over and over again for seven months.

3. Burn everything you own.

4. Contact the local authorities for further instructions.

5. If the local authorities are all dead, contact enemy authorities or God.

6. If the loacl authorities are pretending that nothing untoward has happened, place a No Nukes bumper sticker on your car and make an appointment to see your doctor in thirty years.

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