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NCD

Convo Quotes from Everyone

_{The rabble of NCD}

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Lil Steph Oh however will I fit all my fat through that little hole?
Jess ...I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but there were so many my mind just flooded


Lil Steph I think you should send something really dirty. Like what you would do to his arse if you had a dildo right now
Dan Actually we just discovered my arse has teeth


Big Steph Screwing up your kids makes them more interesting adults
Big Emma Yeah look what happened here! *points at self*


*After overhearing Dan and Rachel talking about ideas for a fancy dress party*
Big Steph Go as a ninja
Dan What about a couples costume though?
Big Steph ...Go as two ninjas


*They finally decide to go as Britney and Paris Hilton*
Teacher Helen Who's Britney and who's Paris, dare I ask?
Dan Well you're not wearing any pants so you can be Britney. But then again Paris doesn't wear pants much either...
Rachel What are you on about?!
Dan When Britney flashed her rat!!


Lil Steph You know, this time next year we'll be in Uni
Lil Emma Aaand...we won't have Bulmer
Lil Steph Oooh Say it again
Lil Emma We won't have Bulmer
Lil Steph ...It's like foreplay


*After Big Emma was just hugged by the lesbian*
Amy You looked fairly uncomfortable there
Big Emma With the leatherette in my ear? I could practically hear the fake cows mooing


Big Emma I know Dawn French's bra size. 42H
Lil Steph That's not a bra size! That's a bus number!


Big Steph Can I stroke your puppy?
Lil Steph I shoulda brought a cat. Then you could stroke ma pussy as well


*talking about Eng Lit poems*
Big Steph It's about death. It's ALWAYS about death
Lil Emma Of course it's about death. It's about HER death, and why it hasn't come about yet!


Big Steph Think invisible thoughts and she won't see me
Teacher Gail Steph?
Lil Emma Oh yeah. Invisble thoughts. They work reeeal well


*talking about Capt. Corelli*
Big Steph Mussolini's just a fruitcake man!
Teacher Elizabeth And why do people follow fruitcakes?
Big Steph *shrug* One of your five-a-day


Lil Steph I hate my laugh. It sounds like a cow having a fit
Lil Emma *after a bout of hysterical laughter* I thought you said a cow hitting a fish


Lil Steph Touch me in my special place
Erin My special place is just there on my back. Up a bit. Up a bit. There. That is where my second penis is


Lil Steph You need to bite the nose off first
Lewis Why?
Lil Steph Cos the other end tastes like poo
Big Emma Then you should eat the poo end first and other end'll get rid of the taste


Big Steph We need to get you laid
Lil Emma What? You need to get me a lid?
Big Steph LAID!
Lil Emma Oh
Big Emma Not like a chicken
Lil Emma .....Oh right


Lil Steph Why are you called Dee?
Dee Cos my parents thought Dickhead was too long


Big Steph That's a great word. Pendulous
Lil Steph Yeah. It's like anal


Lil Steph Oh fuck off you fucking...fuck!
Big Emma Cos there aren't enough words in the English Language!


*Talking about how there's a slag in every school*
Big Emma Yeah we had a whore in our school, we had a couple actually
Big Steph Yeah we had several. We had man whores as well
Lil Emma We had Ian


Erin Who's is this big pile of stuff?
Lil Emma It's Big Steph's. If it was a little pile it'd be Little Steph's but it's a big pile so it's Big Steph's



Big Emma Say it don't spray it
Lil Steph Sorry I forgot to swallow


Lil Steph Harpooooooooooooooooon
Lil Emma .....I worry about you
Lil Steph *giggles* It rumbles me feet


Bryoni You need a piano
Big Steph Why?
Bryoni To place Emma on top of



Big Emma I want pancakes
Lil Steph I want pancakes. Aww man Emma! You know how easily influenced I am!


Lil Steph Plant pot? You're a plant pot!
Big Emma Shh don't tell anyone!


Big Steph It's not always about death
Big Emma Sometimes it's about gay sex


Big Emma It's touching the rim
Lil Steph It's got shy now. It's not coming out now


*Huuuuuuuuuge person walks out of lift*
Big Emma *look of utter disbelief* How did the lift make it?
Lil Emma Slowly


Big Steph Where are the legs on a beetle?
Lil Steph On the side


*Asking Lil Steph why she went to the doctors*
Lil Steph Get me fanny checked out
Big Emma All the subtly of an elephant