---under construction---
How did Pauly the Anthro-Dragon become Darth Paranoia? (On weekends and holidays, anyway, with detachable red contact lenses and removable red horn/nail/claw polish?
Coming soon: a picture based on this conversation:
Letter number: 50867235
From: [
Pnelma Tirian] (On fire for the only One who matters. YES!)
To: [
Paul Doyle] (Darth Paranoia coming soon :3)
Sent mail 2005-11-23 00:12:08
Comment to: 50832171
Comment in 50882891
I do not understand your methods of training, my master. How am I to master the force if I AM TOO BUSY GOUGING OUT MY EYES WITH A PLASTIC SPORK?!
Letter number: 50882891
From: [
Paul Doyle] (Darth Paranoia coming soon :3)
To: [
Pnelma Tirian] (On fire for the only One who matters. YES!)
Sent mail 2005-11-23 04:51:30
Comment to: 50867235
Comment in 50883061
See not with your eyes, but with the Force.
*covers your head with a lobster pot*
*bangs wooden spoon*
Letter number: 50883061
From: [
Pnelma Tirian] (On fire for the only One who matters. YES!)
To: [
Paul Doyle] (Darth Paranoia coming soon :3)
Sent mail 2005-11-23 04:56:30
Comment to: 50882891
Comment in 50883356
AUGH!
I see now why sith apprentices often kill their masters.
the sith version of duck duck goose: plot, plot, connive! WOO! If you get caught you get a date with a lightsabre and your abdomen!
Letter number: 50883356
From: [
Paul Doyle] (Darth Paranoia coming soon :3)
To: [
Pnelma Tirian] (On fire for the only One who matters. YES!)
Sent mail 2005-11-23 05:05:55
Comment to: 50883061
Comment in 50884321
Now hit the pinata before it zaps you with a disco beam!
From: [
Pnelma Tirian] (On fire for the only One who matters. YES!)
To: [
Paul Doyle] (Darth Paranoia coming soon :3)
Sent mail 2005-11-23 05:43:20
Comment to: 50883356
Comment in 50885257
*pvwyoooooom!*
WATCHAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
*misses*