2004-08-04 [font]: Then why use it?

2004-08-04 [Threnody]: No but seriously, when I get a message from a fellow-Elftowner, I'd most likely throw the ones written in l33t out sooner than the ones written in proper english. I don't know, for me normal grammer looks like someone's really interested...and for some reason l33t doesn't

2004-08-04 [joe64]: yes i agree with thernody^

2004-08-04 [font]: [joe64] Controversial to say the least.

2004-08-04 [Threnody]: But Joe, if you agree with me so much, then why do you use l33t?

2004-08-04 [joe64]: ...? no it isnt thernody is right! i does seem that way anyway

2004-08-04 [Threnody]: I'm just being curious ;-)

2004-08-04 [joe64]: i saw a huge bug-eating frog in the garden b4! i fed it sooo many bugs!

2004-08-04 [Threnody]: I have frogs in my garden aswell and in the evening they try to get in the house..it's happened like three times now that I find myself on the kitchen counter because there's a big toad or frog (I can't tell the difference :p) sitting in the corner of the kitchen...damn beasts

2004-08-04 [joe64]: a toad is big and worty and smells and has a deep craok and a frog is smaller and elegant and less worty and often has a shinier skin

2004-08-05 [Threnody]: well then it must be a crossover because it has a little bit of both. It's big, and a bit worty and it's brown and it has some sort of camouflage colours

2004-08-05 [joe64]: toads and frogs are complately differetn species and to identify them its just gotta be somethin' you know

2004-08-05 [Threnody]: Anyway, I don't like the critter and I'd rather have it out of my house than in it ;-)

2004-08-05 [joe64]:

2004-08-06 [xq]: what is the point of this?

2004-08-06 [Firenze]: Whats the point of what?

2004-08-06 [font]: ET is used to pass on knowledge that others have themselves

2004-08-06 [Threnody]: I think the best way to look at this is just like a really big library, everyone who wants is putting their knowledge on here

2004-08-06 [joe64]: i have knowledge to put on in put knoley....

2004-08-06 [Firenze]: Joe if you have any brains you would know Chemistry is better than Biology!!

2004-08-06 [joe64]: moot!

2004-08-06 [Firenze]: I know I am

2004-08-06 [joe64]: but what am i!

2004-08-06 [Firenze]: A muppet biologist

2004-08-06 [joe64]: yues!

2004-08-07 [Threnody]: All the people I know that are interested in Biology are, to say the least, a bit off :D

2004-08-07 [Elloquay]: My Biology in teacher in school was a bit off. hehe Well, bit more than a bit, really. :p

2004-08-07 [joe64]: ? what do you mean ''off'' ?

2004-08-07 [Firenze]: Off as in Biology people are weirdos

2004-08-08 [Elloquay]: Exactly

2004-08-08 [Threnody]: Yep that's what I meant ;-)

2004-08-08 [forbidden]: Hey I take photography at school and got 2 college credits...Could I be a teacher?

2004-08-08 [Threnody]: That depends on what you've got to offer :-) What did you learn in school?

2004-08-08 [Riggs]: ok i finally got the "ok" to be a teacher so how do i do it?

2004-08-09 [Threnody]: well you just put your name wherever you have applied and then you contact your professor again on what you should do next and what your class will be

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: Hello

2004-08-09 [Anarias]: Hi, I am a new chemistry co-professor

2004-08-09 [Jivo]: Put the new flahsy banner on your site then ;) (the link is mentioned on the bottom of the chemistry site)

2004-08-12 [Firenze]: I'm on holiday for a week from friday 13th until, next friday

2004-08-13 [White_Eagle]: what is firefae??a professor???

2004-08-13 [Threnody]: firefae's not listed with the professors

2004-08-15 [joe64]: weee hooo i'm not baned *runs down street in victory* yaa hooo i'm a freee man/ boy

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: why would you be banned?

2004-08-16 [joe64]: oh the gaurds dont like me and thye think i upload stuff thats against the rules but the ruels dont say nuffin, so i made some better ones^^ joe's better rules

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: well there's not really much on it there ;-)

2004-08-16 [joe64]: sorry its joe64's better rules

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: I never have any troubles with the guards. But these people are also just doing their jobs. We shouldn't be breathing down their necks all the time.

2004-08-16 [joe64]: , i'm not, i jst dont like the current rules so i made my own^^

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: I never really bothered to read the rules ;-) I only know I'm not allowed to put up pics that are not made by me :-)

2004-08-16 [joe64]: and copy righted stuff and photos of animals etc other ppl took and pretty much n ething thats not urs

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: yeah but isn't that a bit logical in a way? I mean, on elfwood you also don't publish work that's not yours

2004-08-16 [joe64]: well duh thats diff init!! that gallery is fior YOUR work! but here its for pics of stuff and i know hwy they dont let you upload just n e thing but the current rules suck so i made better ones!

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: uh...well I doubt if it's actually better cuz there's not a whole lot on the page ;-) And by the way: if you check out Elfwood, you'll find that there's a whole bunch of un-original elfwooders that get their inspiration entirely from magazines, others, or big names in the fantasy art world.

2004-08-16 [joe64]: ? what do you mean?

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: That there are heeps of people out there that copy and that's not fair aswell

2004-08-16 [joe64]: oh it isnt fair! and all my work is entirely orriginal...*ahem*....

2004-08-16 [Threnody]: No work is original, everyone must get their inspiration from somewhere ;-) But that's something different then shamelessly re-doing the picture and saying you created it.

2004-08-17 [joe64]: yeah i dont do that....what?!?!?! i dont!!!!

2004-08-17 [Threnody]: Me neither :-)

2004-08-17 [joe64]: hi^^

2004-08-20 [iszendre]: I'm rather new to elftown....and this interests me...I wonder how things are taught here...I'm kind of curious about being a professor

2004-08-20 [joe64]: i dont think n e bits r open, i wanted to b the proff of video games but noone let me be ):

2004-08-20 [Threnody]: Iszendre, if you want to become a professor you must contact [willy] the headmaster. But check first if what you're thinking of teaching isn't already taken.

2004-08-20 [joe64]: i want to teach video games ^^

2004-08-20 [Threnody]: Then do so contact [willy] and explain to him what you want

2004-08-20 [joe64]: ok ^^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Come you ought to know that by now

2004-08-20 [joe64]: i did i think he's gonna let me yay^^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: that will be fun for you, you could put cheats up for certain games

2004-08-20 [joe64]: yeah! but i wanna do my controller tutorials!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: hmph well i got a load of cheats for PS2 games if you want them

2004-08-20 [joe64]: no i dont have ps2 ): game cube tho^^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: I have both

2004-08-20 [joe64]: yay^^ what games on g/c ?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: I don't have a game cube but I have cheats for it and if you do get the job can I be in charge of the PS2 stuff

2004-08-20 [joe64]: yeah!!!!!! whatgames u got for ps2? soul callibur 2 by n e chance?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: yep, I will send u a list of the games i got in a message in a mo

2004-08-20 [joe64]: ok^^ not allthem tho just the good ones^^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: ok

2004-08-20 [joe64]: yay^^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: just sent the list

2004-08-20 [joe64]: list for what?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: ps2 games

2004-08-21 [joe64]: k

2004-08-21 [Threnody]: So Joe did you get the job?

2004-08-21 [joe64]: i dunno he has contacted me back after the last time i spke to him

2004-08-21 [The Crazy Chicken From Family Guy]: hello

2004-08-21 [joe64]: hello! what do you teach?

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: chemistry lol

2004-08-21 [joe64]: he he he i meant dragon wot do u teach? i want to teach video games !!!!

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: he teaches math on my wiki, the elftown colllege

2004-08-21 [joe64]: ok

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: ^_^

2004-08-21 [joe64]:

2004-08-21 [The Crazy Chicken From Family Guy]: yup

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: smarty pants

2004-08-21 [joe64]: alien!

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: I know I am but are you?

2004-08-21 [joe64]: yes^^ i think life oin earth might have come from outer space!!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: like the aliens just kinda dumped us here lol

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: yep they did *smiles*

2004-08-21 [joe64]: no like some water bears or wumthin' survived inside a meteor or sumthin' ..,

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: maaaybe they like took lesser forms of organisms and helped them evolve O_o

2004-08-21 [joe64]: maybe aliens r gods and r helping us evolve!!!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: ooo maybe, i wrote a story about that once, my english teacher looked at me funny for it lol

2004-08-21 [joe64]: cool i'd like to read that sometime!!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: lol if i can ever find it again ill post it on my diary hows that?

2004-08-21 [joe64]: thanx^^ tell me when u thanx^^

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: ^_^ no problem

2004-08-21 [joe64]: yay!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: aww man im going to have to go through all my stuff now lol!! *pulls box out from under bed*

2004-08-21 [joe64]: he he

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: hey joe, moo!!

2004-08-21 [Threnody]: wauw are we actually having a discussion about where life came from? ;-)

2004-08-21 [joe64]: moo, ok so yeah it could have come from mars cos there used to be water there!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: ooh maybe it could have been, but it like dried up and they had to go here *thinks*

2004-08-21 [joe64]: yeah coool!

2004-08-21 [Delladreing]: lol ill add that into my short story in the rewrite...if i can find it *buried under ton of paper*

2004-08-21 [joe64]: ha ha cool!

2004-08-22 [alias]: helloo

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: Hello

2004-08-22 [joe64]: hi^^

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: hello joe what do you know?

2004-08-22 [joe64]: not much ...

2004-08-22 [Delladreing]: eeeeeeee!! im a teacher now!! weehee

2004-08-22 [joe64]: cool^^ i have alot of ppl in The Art of Gaming now^^

2004-08-22 [Delladreing]: cool! im the pagan teacher now! *dances*

2004-08-22 [joe64]: he he i wanna be the proff of video games i alredy have the wiki> The Art of Gaming

2004-08-22 [Delladreing]: cool

2004-08-22 [joe64]: go see it its quite goood^^

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: its ok

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: but it needs colour

2004-08-22 [Delladreing]: how do the teachers get the badges on their house?

2004-08-22 [joe64]: huh? what badges?

2004-08-22 [Delladreing]: the things that say like professor in the houses?

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: no colour so it will be more asthetically pleasing

2004-08-22 [joe64]: erm well i'll try and get more in ok?

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: ok

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: *cries* i still cant get the teacher/profesor badge up on my house lol sux

2004-08-25 [Maurer's conclusions]: It will be done for you. Being a teacher isn't only about the badge. If you only want the badge, go somewhere else. If you want to teach, be patient

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: copy mine and put it on your bio

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: .....i am a teacher. and no its not for the badge, its just annoying that i cant figure out how to do it

2004-08-25 [Maurer's conclusions]: It is done for you... (Was done for me at least)

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: *sigh* well ive asked and everyone has said they dont know, and i dont appreciate being spoken to like im an idiot

2004-08-25 [Maurer's conclusions]: Talk to [willy], or the professor of your department

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: i have. he says he doesnt know

2004-08-25 [Maurer's conclusions]: You talked to [willy]?

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: yes i spoke to him and he said he wasnt sure how to get it so to keep asking

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: Speak to [Anonymous] he put my badge up

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: thank you [Firenze]

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: he should be able to sort you out with a badge

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: thanks. like i say its not the badge i want persay, its just incredibly annoying that i dont know how to do it lol

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: well he is an elftown boss so he will put it up for you

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: thanks again

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: thats me job to help people out lol

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: lol well its a good job then, and you are very good at it ^_^

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: ^_^ thank you *beams with pride*

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: hehe *thumbs up* and the college is a great idea aswell btw. just in case i forgot to say that before

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: thank you, *goes bright red with embrassment*

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: hehe sorry about the blush but it had to be said

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: that maybe true, but no one has made me blush for a long time

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: lol then ill take that as a compliment ^_-

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: yeah it was a compliment anyways what do you teach

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: i teach the pagan-class here, the teacher hasnt been seen for like 150 odd days so i get to do it now, i added about 30 pages of lessons in one day. im nothing if but thorough

2004-08-25 [Firenze]: cool, i think i might take a look

2004-08-25 [Delladreing]: ^_^ yay please do

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Its a cool page sorry that I didn't write this up sooner, its just that I haven't had a lot of time lately

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: yay! no its ok ive been busy too

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: *smiles* then I am happy its ok with you

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: ^_^ course it is, im freakishly hyper at the mo, just thought id warn you in advane

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: I am pissed, I have just downed a bottle of Vodka

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: .....big bottle of vodka? like the 2 litre ones?

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: no one of the medium sized ones

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: ok thats not so bad then, if it was one of the big ones id be phoninng the ambulance for you ^_-

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: I have downed 1 litre of vodka before and I puked it back up

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: im not surprised, last time i did that i was REALLY ill

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: I was sick for a week and my mum went mental

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: eeek thats not too good. i supose i was lucky to just get a hell of a bad hangover and a weird dizzy thing that lasted 2 days

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: lol, ^_^ at least that ain't as bad as the competion me and my chemistry teacher had, one night in a pub

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: you go drinking with your chemistry teacher? mine would report me!

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: no, I was in the pub with a couple of mates from school and we bumped into him and some of the other science teachers @ my school and he was bragging about being able to down more than 10 pint in 10 minutes, and I went and beat him and drank 10 pints in 5

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: lmao go you!

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: He was well pissed off

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: lol ill bet

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: but he is a muppet anyway

2004-08-28 [Delladreing]: fair rnough, but i dont know a lot of teachers who would have a drinking contest with their studentrs mind you

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Me and him have a right laugh and we take the piss out of each other, he calls me "Young Winsor" and I call him "Yateseboy" or I call him by his first name and that really pisses him off

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Hello People, is anyone online?

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: im here, kinda. im trying to come up with english lessons

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I am finishing off a couple wiki's of my own at the moment

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: well so far my english lesson reads "hello class" and thats it, i dont know what to teach them cuz i dont know what year groups ill have

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Well you know we have got year groups like Year 7, 8, 9, 10 & 11. Well Years 1,2,3,4&5 are exactly like that

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ......well the 7,8,9 thing isnt used here in scotland, we use the 1,2,3 etc but i dont know what actual years i am teaching so i can base my lessons on them, or am i taking a mixture of years?

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I think you would be better suited to yr 4&5

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ok so thats like...standard grade (O levels) and higher (A levels)?

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Yeah and GCSE if need be

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: i thought GCSE was standard grades...dam how come we cant all use the same level terms lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Yeah its the same thing

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ok, i can do that, ive still got all my old notes from those years, they are SQA ones but i think ill be able to adapt them

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: ok, I was going to use bbc bitesize and copy all their GCSE notes