Evil Villain’s Drinking Game!

As an evil villain, I, (insert celebrity’s name here), certainly feel the strain of having to go to work sober. Sometimes, your heart just isn’t in it-or worse, the battle’s begun to get a little sappy. Instead of sighing and picking them off like the cannon fodder they are, why not spice up the dull routine with a bottle of vodka and a shot glass? This Evil Villain’s Drinking Game certainly helps… Bottoms up!

Warning: getting too drunk during battle may lead to your vanquish and inevitable downfall.

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Take one shot if they run.

Take one shot if they cry.

Take one shot if they scream.

Take one shot if they are wearing a cape.

Take one shot if their sword is almost as large, or larger, than they are.

Take one shot if they are an elf. Take three if there is a girl with cat ears and a cat tail.

Take a shot if they go into flashback mode. Heck, take two or three. You’re going to need as much to be able to get through it.

Take a shot if they spare your life.

Take two shots if you take this opportunity to attempt to kill them.

Take one shot if they shout out the name of their attack while attacking you.

Take two shots if music begins to play during their attack, and the attack itself takes about as much time as strolling over to them and knocked them over the head with your staff would.

Take one shot if you begin monologue-ing.

Take one shot if you laugh evilly.

Take one shot for every time the good guys say the words ‘friend,’ ‘family,’ ‘destiny/fate,’ ‘friendship,’ ‘love,’ ‘trust,’ and ‘honor.’ If two of the previous words are in the same sentence, take an extra shot; if three are in the same sentence, two extra shots-and so forth.

Take two shots if they begin making a righteous speech.

Take three shots if they are unlikely heroes with a ‘can-do’ attitude from Japan.

Take two shots if they are under 20-take four if they are WAY under 20.

Take a shot if it’s a group, and they pose randomly. Take an additional shot for every word in their catch phrase if they should so happen to have one.

Take four shots if you can convince at least one of them to commit suicide.

Take as many shots as you want if you are dying.

FINALLY: Take twenty shots if you win!



(Copyright [kay-chan], so don't copy it without permission... I hope this is even slightly original.)

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Link: How to be Evil. What one should study before participating in the drinking game.