This character sheet has a trick to it: YOU MUST WRITE IT IN FIRST PERSON, AS THE CHARACTER! Like they're getting interviewed! FUN!

Username: Who are you really?

Name: When people scream at you, what collective set of sounds and consonants do you respond to?

Age: How long have you been breathing?

Alibi: Why aren't you a zombie already?

Appearance: How would you describe yourself to a blind man without resorting to having him fondle you?

Skills(if any): What's your angle, kid?

Personality: So, tell me about this Oedipus complex of yours.

History: Trace your family line back six generations. I dare you.

Picture: Oh, don't fuss about it, I'll draw it once I say your character is totally badass.

Very important!:

Send your character sheet to [Pnelma Tirian] to get it approved! Not [Jeesum Crowe], not [og_ghost], they don't know what they're doing,

send it to [Pnelma Tirian] for approval!

Geez. I had no idea so many people were so enthused with the idea of getting eaten alive by zombies.

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Zombie menu!

Brian Deed might just be able to figure out what's wrong with [Evolution X]!

Jebediah Mayberry's ain't got a care in the world! Except, y'know, the whole [Deloriel] thing.

[Ravenclaw] says that Raven Stark is one badass mothertrucker, and I'm not inclined to argue.

Terrance Perry was, at one point in time, aquaintances with [og_ghost]. I'm not sure if they still talk.

Robert Johnson doesn't really know what's going on! Maybe he should ask [Pnelma Tirian].

Ethan Ray is young and rest...ful. Yeah, can't exactly use that [Cliché] with this guy.

Catch is allergic to [the crazed artist]!

Steven Entwhistle is the cowardly doctor who's somewhat willing to help his fellow man...only cuz [shadow of darkness] threatened him.

fat jake eats more than [silent_voice] does, and that's no small feat!

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HOKEY, FOLKS, HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO DOWN, SO LISTEN UP, EH?!

To avoid being boring and having, like, eight badass zombie hunters, there are going to be certain stereotypes that will need filling. Otherwise it is BORING. YES. YOU HEARD ME. BADASS ZOMBIE HUNTERS ARE BORING.

That's why we get one of them, maybe.

THE ROLES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Badass zombie hunter: Raven Stark's got the bike for it, that's for sure. I wonder if she knows the other Raven? Y'know, [Ravenclaw]. ...Or maybe that other Raven down the street.

Sexy, half-naked love interest:

Heroic leader: Terrance Perry tries his best! Really! Oh, stop sniggering, [og_ghost].

Crazy Assassin Ninja Slut: to be shot and zombified immediately after being created. The roleplayer to fill this slot will be forever mocked and humiliated in front of their friends and loved ones.

Medic: [shadow of darkness] imported Steven Entwhistle from a hospital.

Farmer: Jebediah Mayberry! And quite a good job he does at it! Plus, [Deloriel] thinks he's kinda cute. S'what I heard.

Gun fanatic:

Cashier: Catch has a crush on [the crazed artist]. No, not the manic one, the crazed one.

High school kid: Ethan Ray's a perfect fit for this [Cliché]!

Token black guy: Robert Johnson's got this one down. [Pnelma Tirian] can't say anything about that!

Crazy nerd who figures out the whole puzzle: Brian Deed's got an idea! and it involves some crazy [Evolution X]ing! But not right now.

Rollerblader: Alex Chrome! Thanks, [Chel.], definitely needed a rollerblader with a shotgun.

Oh, wait, that's more than ten roles. And only eight characters!

I'm not very good at math, it seems.

Well, seeing as I've overcompensated, you'll just have to come up with something more interesting. But if you so choose to fill one of the stereotypes, ONE and ONLY ONE of you may fill that stereotype. The rest of y'all will just have to figure something out. Oh, quit your whining.

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Zombified! or dead:
Rachel Novit is a bit clumsy, unfortunately. [Jeesum Crowe], we mourn your loss.

We are gathered here today to mourn Kyoko Arabella Landenson's passing...blah blah blah, angry [Karma's Mirror], blah blah blah amen.

Malokei Schramm WAS a man for the people! Now he's a zombie for [lacklustre]. That sounds kinda romantic.

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OMG Zombies!
Wait, what just happened?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON