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NCD

Lesbian Quotes

_{The 'little sister' one}

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Big Steph Screams Like A Girl. That's his indian name....SLAG for short!


Big Emma He's a dyke with a dick


Big Steph You're about as straight as a corkscrew....With female genitals


Erin *grabs Scott's chain* Look! I've got a pet lesbian!


Scott It's not fair. I'm the only guy!
Big Emma You're a guy?


Big Emma Don't make me make Erin go down there!


Erin *talking to Scott* I'm not as stupid as you look


Scott Don't look at me in that tone of voice!


Big Emma Are your bollocks in your elbow?


Big Steph Emma beat him
Big Emma We ALL have to beat him
Big Steph But he'll like it
Big Emma Not with a crowbar he won't


Erin That's creepy
Big Emma That's like you should be sat in a bush with binoculars


Big Emma You pull my ponytail one more time and I'll chop your dick off


*Scott is kicked in the head*
Scott Ow that hurt my ass


Big Emma We might as well bend you over the table and fuck you backwards


Big Steph Scott you're so far in the closet you're in Narnia


Chris You're like a chav who doesn't know a rave tune


Big Emma Scott can't be gay, his arsehole's healed up


Big Emma *points* What's that?! Oh it's your face