2011-07-30 Mort: You don't think I've tried that? For the past three years I've tried. Every time it's, "Nope, we don't need any help. We've got it covered. ;D" or something similar. I get treated like the common Sammie or Mystin. And why can't I help moderate a contest? Why can't I help organize a wiki or even a roleplaying game? "I just don't trust you." That's all I ever get, no matter how simple or mundane the task. I try to help people out with their problems, but that evidently goes unnoticed. I try to help out where I can, but I pretty much always get turned away. Apparently, someone somewhere said I wasn't worth wasting time on and everybody just went with it, because nobody can seem to give me an actual reason not to let me help.

2011-07-30 Why do you care so much? (I do genuinely want to know. This was not meant to sound rude.)

2011-07-30 You've been helping with Festivals. You weren't shot down there.

2011-07-30 Mort: For a number of reasons (other than the obvious 'I want to help out!'). Mainly, so I can prove you all wrong and vindicate myself, since everyone always wants to insist I'm nothing but a worthless troll. Also, because I'm curious about how Elftown works and I would enjoy seeing what all the privs do and what all I can do with them (which is the driving factor behind anything I've ever done. Curiosity, not malice or the desire to ruin Elftown). Plus, the boy to girl ratio on the crew is too low, so I could be of assistance there. And I want to help out with things like contests that interest me. I want to be able to give my advice in voting for a poem or a piece of art and have it taken seriously, rather than be scoffed at and told to leave. Mostly though, I want to eventually become a guard/vice mayor, which is impossible if I'm not even allowed to be on the council.

2011-07-30  I'd be fine with giving you a shot at being on the council, but it's a group decision, methinks.

2011-10-15 #92105: Council members, guards, and even lesser Elftowners and commoners have just seemed so uptight as of late. You're all so angry and serious it would seem, so I think I'm going to make you all smile. You can't stay mad while you're laughing. :D

2011-10-15 I don't know about uptight and angry and all of that...what I do know is that this ------> is absofrackinglutely adorable!

2011-10-16 #57625: Of course it is, Loth. Of course it is.

2011-10-16 Meow?

2011-10-16 #389: Shut up, Alexi! You're not a cat!

2011-10-17 You're right...I'm an alien

2012-08-20 Mort: Y'know, I've had priv 49 on Elfpack for a year now... I can has priv 89 on Elftown now?

2013-03-27 BOB'S DINER IS HAVING A SALE ON FOOD. BUY ONE FOOD FOR THE PRICE OF ITSELF, PLUS A SMALL MARKUP SO WE CAN MAKE A PROFIT. ALSO, THERE IS TAX. AND SHIPPING AND HANDLING. AND A TIP FOR THE WAITER. BUT IT'S STILL A REASONABLE PRICE, I GUESS. EAT THERE TODAY!

2016-05-27 You know, after all this time, I would half heartedly support Mort for crew.

2016-05-28 Mort: I've actually been one of the Secret Agents for a while now. I work for [Hedda] as a spy, keeping tabs on the rest of the crew for him.

2020-08-23 How's that working out for ya?

2020-08-24 Swimmingly.

2020-08-24 splendid!

2020-08-24 IS IT?

2020-08-25 At this point why not

2020-08-26 HOW SHOULD I KNOW?