The Cutting Room Floor:

2006-09-09 [kay-chan]: HOLY oh my god that was hilarious...

2006-11-30 [Nadie importante]: is anyone here right now?

2006-11-30 [TheRogue]: usually.

2006-11-30 [Nadie importante]: oh you're erinbabe's husband right?:-)
do you know any lotr fan wiki page?
and do you think you could take a look at leicrah's story?
thanks anyway:P

2007-06-22 [Relphien]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2007-11-13 [Easterling]: http://drillmordor.istheshit.net/  ...

2007-11-15 [Kim_Lundin]: That was the funniest things I've seen i a LONG time :D NINJA WIZARDS!

2007-11-15 [Kim_Lundin]: Just a question, though... what's up with catapult2?

2008-01-03 [Rice]: Yeah, these are funny, i like the first one.
Me and my friends were thinking about it, and we figured since Saurons eyes can see everything why not get some bords to drop a giant fire-proof blanket over their heads. 0o I mean it's not like Sauron has any arms to lift it off, and his flaming eye wouldnt be able to burn through...XD he'd be completly fucked and it would give them a chance to ger up to Mount Doom without him noticing them.

2008-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: Hahah XD I remember that XD
It would work so well! It'd just be like.. PHWUMP.. And he is blind :)

2008-01-03 [Rice]: YES..it is full proof.
The Orcs wouldnt know where the armies were coming from becuase the eye wouldnt be able to see and inform them. The Mouth of Sauron would be fucked to..running around like a little blind man.

2008-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: Haha.. He is a blind man ;)
Haha puns. The Orcs would just have to guess, and lord knows that they aren't exactly geniuses XD

2008-01-03 [Rice]: They;d probably walk off a cliff or something, run at the distance all charging, weapons raised, then trip up and tumble down a giant abyss.

YEAH...and his became blind in the most horrible way ever. D: He ripped his own eyes out, tore them out with his nails.

2008-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: That is just horrific. Poor guy.. *shakes head*
And yes, they would XD They'd be all staring up in angry mob like fashion ;)

2008-01-03 [Rice]: AH HA! then the elves would put a blanket over the abyss...blocking them in there forever.

Yeah, he was shown horrific images and was driven insane by them he ripped his eyes out so he didn't have to see them anymore.

2008-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: Hahah those devious elves >=D
DX Well that's just nasty -___-

2008-01-03 [Rice]: Yeah...but then he just heard the noises thus..went completly mad and crazed. Demented beyond anything considered human.

2008-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: Hmm.. Lovely. DX

2008-03-27 [Drack is now ENIGMA]: PO-TA-TOES!
;P

2008-06-04 [arthemis_]: But what was he really saying, instead of the potatoes? Or was it potatoes? Maybe I should put on LOTR again, someday...

2008-06-04 [kay-chan]: I'm pretty sure it was potatoes. Or at least it seems like something he would say. XD