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NCD

Quotes from AS Year @ NCD

_{The new home for old quotes}

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*Talking about the Flamingo Land trip*
Teacher Elizabeth Now if you can promise me that you'll bring the money in tomorrow, you can go. But you have to swear on your word of honour, cross your heart and hope to die-
Natalie Stick a chicken in your eye...
Class What!?!


*In English Lit*
Dan Alright who's the moron who doesn't know which class they're in?!
*A couple of people slowly get up and wander out*
Dan Eeeh I feel horrible now!


Lil Emma What's your fave movie?
Leia The Pianist
Becca What? PMS?!


*looking at a bird that just walked over the edge, and almost fell into the river at Durham*
Becca That bird just commited suicide!


Becca You wiggle your tongue at me...I shake my boobs at you


Big Steph Did you notice I was dripping sarcasm just there?
Sean You should go to the doctors about that. "Hello Doctor I seem to be leaking sarcasm." In a sarcy voice of course.


Becca *giving advice on flirting* Just say in a sexy voice... "Hey, oooo it's so hot today....feel how hot I am" And then you put his hand on your chest xD


*discussng how to spell melancholy*
Ryan It's like a melon cross with a cauliflower...


Jess I really just want to hear that Bulmer has been hit by a train to be honest
Big Steph No it'd be on the news if she had
Lil Emma "Beached whale stops train in it's tracks"


*After hearing that the devil woman is off*
Lizzie Oh I'm going to go have a wank. Dan just bum me


*After hearing that the devil woman could be retiring*
Lizzie If that happens while I'm still here I will do back flips of these desks. Naked. With only a poodle covering me
*looks round at class*
You're all wondering where the poodle is aren't you?


Dan *Whilst wearing a pair of headphones, a scarf around his head like Rambo, war paint, a curly moustache, a scarf around his shoulders like a cape, and brandishing a plastic stick thing*
I am Super Gay! Fighting crimes of hetrosexuality! *Karate chop*


Dane *Karate chops Steph Keld with a metre ruler*
If I was a ninja, you'd be dead now.


Dane *Karate chops someone with a metre ruler again*
If this was a double sided blade, you'd be dead, and I'd have no fingers.


Dane *Talking about Art exam*
Look! I'll deal with overlapping like penguins deal with Global Warming!


Kim *Reading poster thingee*
Let's join the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender group and not tell them which one we are...


*In IOLP (Improve Own Learning and Performance)*
Teacher John Is Natalie Young not coming back?
Rachel No she joined the RAF.
Teacher John And why did no one tell me?
Lizzie She was afraid to tell you.
Teacher John Afraid to tell me?
Lizzie Yeah, it was sooo hard for her to leave you, she just couldn't face saying goodbye...
Teacher John Damn, I didn't know our secret was out!
Class O_O;