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Quotes from

Everyone

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Big Steph *licks Ian* Ooh! You taste like you smell nice


Big Steph Why have I got a nose in my ear?
Big Emma Cos your ear's warm and my nose is cold


Big Steph It's like ear sex, but with a nose...


Ian I'm having a straight day today
Lil Emma *confused look*
Ian I was having a gay day yesterday
Lil Emma *still looks confused*
Ian You know those days you just wake up and are like *makes manly cleary throat noise* and the those other days you're just like *makes girly Oooh! noise*


Ian Floorhead?
Big Steph I said Forehead
Ian I heard Floorhead
Big Emma I heard Foreskin


Ian I read that and thought it said breasts
Lil Emma 'Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them'?
Ian Yeah I thought it was a bit out there for J.K.Rowling


Big Steph Ooooh it has a penis.. It's a little Boy muffin!


Ian You've knocked his penis off!
Big Steph I've eaten it now
Ian *Gasps*


Ian *After a lengthy conversation about size, length and holes* Belts are quite dirty aren't they?


Ian I have to keep it up cos the seats push against it.


Ian I'll only sleep with men. That's as gay as I get.


Big Steph I smell the smelly smell of BULLSHIT!


Big Emma Why doesn't he just get a pie and stick his penis in that?


Big Emma Oh no, no an M&S advert! It's like the middle classes just shat on me


Ian I heard 'the rat did it'


Ian That's the only reason you liked it. Cos you can pull on my things


Ian My logic is all powerful, it's like The Ring


*On the bus*
Lil Emma That woman's got a shower cap on hasn't she?
Ian Do you think she knows?


Ian *after throwing paper balls at Emma on the bus and suddenly noticing he was nearly home* Time flys by when you play with two little balls


Ian Someone tell me why I'm fingering my hole?....Oh I can go quite deep....


Big Steph *about Rice Pudding* I like to think of it as the brains of my enemies


Lil Emma I just misread this sign on a van and thought it said 'Population reducing vehicle' O_O


Ian I've got a crold crotch


Ian I know I'm not manly cos I don't get uncomfortable going shopping in women's clothes...shops, in women's clothes shops


Ian Dare I say, but my sausage is hot


Lil Emma Oh, Oh no...
Ian What?
Lil Emma I had a major fail just then. I read that as 'Tuo' and thought what the hell did that mean. I just got that it was saying 'Out' on the otherside of the door.


Lil Emma *sorting out Ian's hair* You've got a kink. I mean you're already kinky


Ian I'm playing with my furry bits


Ian I see men and judge on the basis of 'Would I do that?'


Lil Emma I broke my Ear...Head....Shit


Ian *commenting on the ease of undoing headphones* It'd be easier to take the end out with those two big heads


Big Steph Has anyone told him it looks like he has a racoon shagging his head?


Big Steph *Strokes Lil Emma's head* Oooooh. Your head feels very small.


Big Emma *THAT grin of hers* Mine's bigger than yours


Big Emma Have you caught Welsh?


Lil Emma (on Msn after sending licking emotes) Mine was more special. Mine contained flu :D


Lil Emma Oh I wasn't well this morning. It was like... *coughs*...*vomits*... Whooops


Big Steph *About Big Emma* She was playing with her ears like she was masturbating them


Big Steph *musing aloud* I quite want Ian and Mr Hmmmm to go off together...
Ian The day I do that is the day I turn into a floating sheep


Ian My phone fails, it doesn't understand the word, 'sniggers' 
Big Steph Maybe it thinks you're being racist and sneezing?


Big Steph *Indignant* You can poke without touching, okay?


Big Emma *Grins* I poked the bush


Big Emma *To Ian* When you tie your hair back like that you look like a slightly camp pirate


Lil Emma It was a medium sized, fuck off big spider


Lil Emma *about Big Emma after she was pissing about and hit her head* It's cos she was flying away like a crab


Lil Emma It's why I'm on the bus with nothing on...Well not nothing...


Lowny Why did Popeye have one massive arm?
Ian It was his wanking arm


Max It's a game
Richie You're gay!!


Lil Emma Get Lil Steph to try it. If she gets an erection....Use it!


Lil Emma It's going in the other end


Lil Emma I couldn't squeak cos I was too busy swallowing


Lil Emma I swallowed too much and choked on it


Big Steph OW! *Sits rubbing ear*
Everyone What?
Ian She's trying to tune into sky news


Ian *Girls were talking about feminism* Hey do you want me to let my masculine side out?
Lil Emma Do you even have a masculine side?


Ian *about Lil Emma's boobs* If they're not popping out, you're rubbing them...


Ian If I opened my legs a bit more you'd fall out


Ian At least it's gone down not up