Part of Kings Of Random

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DISCLAIMER: Beware of these stories, you may find them offensive!

Just a warning in case there are any prudes about. The Odes don't sugarcoat anything. If you are easily offended, a * - ***** system of offensiveness will be included under each one. * being least offensive.

The Ode To Piwi Herman by [Jarlaxle]. Grammar by [The Once and Future King]
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Ode To Piwi Herman 2 :Without Piwi Herman (or, Shut Up You Sloth) by me, and him, and a bit by the ginger one with long hair
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Ode To Piwi Herman III by Keanu Reeves and Elvis Presley
***** - warning! potentially offensive material!