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NCD

Quotes from Lil Emma

_{The 'sweet' & 'innocent' one xD}

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I only felt that because you moved the boob


I'm small enough for it to fit in the right place


I can't quite get my finger round to there


Don't put your elbow in the way! It's too hard to find after that


For the love of Christ go back in the hole!!


I think she should just die, preferably involving some form of gay sex


You can just see how that conversation would go can't you?
'Steph did you get a boob job?'
'No I got a meerkat'


I was quite eager to get reading. And then I realised. This isn't Twilight


I can't get my leg up


It made too big of a hole


So we've come to the conclusion that my looks now consist of 'should be on a piano' and 'slutty secretary'? Great xD