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NCD

Quotes from Rosie & Dee

_{Because you can't have one without the other :D}

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Dee Rosie had to wash a little boys tail. Sorry it just popped into my head while I was playing with this


Rosie Omg two of my nipples have fallen off!


Rosie I don't want her feeling my uncomfortable bulge


Dee She said there was chickens. I can't see any chickens
Rosie Quails Dee
Dee What are them?
Rosie Little chickens


Rosie Some crazy animal killing hobo man. I went to his house and stole his doornob, and his lightswitch, and his key hole, and a bit of his wall, and a bit of his fireplace


Rosie And then he had a jug of wee and his boots by the fireplace and they were nice boots as well


Dee Omg look at those nipples, those are nice nipples, quick come look at Erin's nipples


Rosie Sorry I'm staring at your tits and getting angry


Rosie You don't like me do ya? You're always giving me funny looks
Teacher Steph That's just me face Rosie


Dee She's chopped it off!


*talking about a pair of tights*
Dee I found a ladder in them
Rosie Aladdin?


Rosie Imagine if you got thrush and mushrooms grew


Dee It's not coming out! I keep getting a little squirt every now and then


Dee Me hand's killing from pumping this thing out


Rosie I'm going to Sunderland, if I don't get in there I'm goin into lap dancing. My mam says I've got the legs for it


Rosie I bought a bra and it was up here and my boobs were down here and I looked like I had udders


Rosie You fucking bin kicker!


Rosie I'm a sexual Sherlock Holmes


Rosie I've got granny knickers, and period granny knickers, and lucky knickers I lost my virginity in and they got ripped...


Rosie How big is that phone?! It's like a whale egg


Rosie Yours is just as thick as mine


Rosie It's like snuggling a puppy's foreskin


Dee I've seen a dog licking it's balls sexier than that