2004-09-10 [toycar]: ...i want a toy like salad fingers

2004-09-10 [Lethargic Panda]: Me calls second person figure. o.o

2004-09-11 [Fuck the internet]: I dont know how to join these freaking wiki things... teach me right now

2004-09-11 [Lethargic Panda]: She has a password on it now so you can't. o.o

2004-09-11 [raw10]: I need to join ><!

2004-09-11 [toycar]: oops..sorry all...i shall take the password off... o.o i forgot

2004-09-11 [toycar]: bwa ha....i added you anyway...because...i can.

2004-09-11 [toycar]: oh yeah.....plus the me wants more...quotes and...whatever................ so put them up...now.please. o.o

2004-09-11 [Fuck the internet]: Episode 4: Have I been gifted a grubby tap?

2004-09-11 [raw10]: Also from episode 4, "I'm going to find France today!"

2004-09-11 [Lethargic Panda]: Dude...I so called second person...slot...place. o.o *feels passed over*

2004-09-12 [toycar]: oh....sorry o.o

2004-09-12 [Fuck the internet]: I beat you to it... MWAHAHA.

2004-09-13 [toycar]: that's mean. you only got it because you have been nice lately.

2004-09-13 [toycar]: *agrees with [Stoned Immaculate]*...which is why i made the wiki

2004-09-13 [hallolizzie]: I personally liked ep.2 the best. "I've got a fish...c-cooking in the oven..." "Hubert Cumberdale! Fancy seeing YOU here!"

2004-09-13 [toycar]: hahaha... and he cooks the kid. but i think he didnt mean it... salad fingers isnt evil... o.o

2004-09-14 [Fuck the internet]: Why did I get bumped down a spot on the list? I've been ever so nice lately, I LET YOU BITE MY ARM. Oh well... Number 4 is my favourite, I love the Aphex Twin song at the end of it :)

2004-09-14 [toycar]: no...aphex twin yuck...*dies* i didnt do that... o.o

2004-09-14 [toycar]: yey.. new members : )... even against my non liking list issues..i have to admit..this list is worth it

2004-09-15 [Fuck the internet]: You dont have a link to this on your page, you mean bitch. Aphex Twin > Your crappy band Cold

2004-09-15 [toycar]: you are so..pathetic... i can force you to leave this wiki... but..im nice. and crap.. I DONT... *dies* i made the banner and i dont even have one of them up there...

2004-09-15 [Fuck the internet]: So I'm helping you really. Far out, I dont care if you ban me from this.

2004-09-15 [toycar]: arg.... i wont anyway

2004-09-17 [hallolizzie]: "You are called... nettle carrier... h-here you go... "or something like that... I find that very humorous. Uh... I don't really understand what the BBQ milford cubicle guy is... all I know is he has a bad... no..HAD a bad temper...

2004-09-17 [mechanical_angel]: me wanna join, ME WANNA JOIN! *sulks*.. crena!

2004-09-18 [toycar]: yesm... course you can my dear child. *pats the cletus on the head* bwahhaha

2004-09-18 [Fuck the internet]: Dear Lord... she likes NIN. +10 to coolness. And radiohead +6

2004-09-18 [toycar]: who doesnt like NIN....

2004-09-18 [nokturA]: me :)

2004-09-19 [raw10]: True... and Radiohead o.o

2004-09-19 [toycar]: calm down david... just because i dont listen to all thier songs doesnt mean i dont like them... this is one of the things that annoys me about you..arrg

2004-09-19 [raw10]: -snickers- Najs, [Fuck the internet]..

2004-09-19 [Fuck the internet]: Sorry v_v

2004-09-19 [raw10]: Najs means nice, lol.

2004-09-19 [Fuck the internet]: Oh okay, I had absolutely no idea. Check my home page for new pieces

2004-09-19 [raw10]: Oooh, nice! ^^

2004-09-19 [kjhhfyuuuf]: OMG!! Pick me pick me!!! I wanna join!!

2004-09-19 [toycar]: hehe hello lex!

2004-09-20 [Fuck the internet]: Isn't it "That was a treat for the fingers" I have no idea, I havent watched one in like 2 weeks. Deprived.

2004-09-21 [toycar]: oh my gods! maybe horst has seen salad fingers. on our first meeting he was like 'fancy seeing you here'

2004-09-21 [sind]: salad fingers or shall i say salad fingres?

2004-09-21 [KillerQueen]: i think its freaky...but i still like salad fingers

2004-09-21 [Fuck the internet]: SERIOUS... That is indeed a scary possibility. It'd be worse if we somehow saw down his shirt and his chest was all red, and his explination as to why that happened was "Today I've been enjoying the pleasures of NETTLES."

2004-09-21 [raw10]: -sigh- So many people know Salad Fingers.. u_u

2004-09-21 [mechanical_angel]: YAY nine inch nails. and YAY radiohead. if you place a space in therapist you get The Rapist. Interesting, interesting...

2004-09-21 [hallolizzie]: Indeed Inferna... BTW...who's "Albert Cumberdale"? .... 0.0'

2004-09-22 [KillerQueen]: he's a friend of salad fingers...he smells like soot and poo

2004-09-22 [toycar]: no simone he TASTES like soot and poo

2004-09-22 [KillerQueen]: oh thats right...i was MEANT to right taste...i promise

2004-09-22 [toycar]: o.O ok..then

2004-09-22 [KillerQueen]: aahhhh...believe me

2004-09-22 [Fuck the internet]: Sorry

2004-09-22 [KillerQueen]: IN ENGLISH

2004-09-22 [Fuck the internet]: I am a stupid face moron head

2004-09-22 [toycar]: see this is why i get annoyed at you david. far out..not everyone is obviously as great as you..please.....deflate your....head or whatever soon...before i fracture it..or...something.

2004-09-22 [sind]: if you dont know the names of the salad finger buddies... (if you know what i mean) then you are not a true salad finger fan!...

2004-09-23 [nokturA]: De quoi parles-tu Milkman car je ne comprends pas très bien..

2004-09-23 [hallolizzie]: Thank you Milkman... I am a huge Hubert lover and I understand your rather..er..brusque attitude. I didn't mean to sound like an ass... I was just trying to be a bit sarcastic with my question... I'm a very sarcastic person...

2004-09-23 [KillerQueen]: aaahhh im confused...and nokturA made me more confused

2004-09-23 [raw10]: Ugh, God... ALBERT?!?... Dammit.......... I think we need to take those links off of the wiki, so we don't get anymore morons in here like that... --;

2004-09-23 [Fuck the internet]: I'm sorry for everything

2004-09-23 [toycar]: dont be arrrg.. *hands back sorry*

2004-09-23 [Fuck the internet]: Accept the appologie

2004-09-23 [toycar]: hell no

2004-09-23 [lohawefniwubf]: Pfft.... whers Hubert Cumberdales fanclub?

2004-09-23 [Fuck the internet]: Hubert doesnt deserve one. The milkman does...

2004-09-23 [lohawefniwubf]: The Milkman, or the guy that kills the milkman?

2004-09-23 [sind]: you know whats really fun... calling people and acting like your salad fingers, same voice and everything. heh.

2004-09-23 [_Link_02]: like with andy?

2004-09-23 [_Link_02]: you cindy you can do that good job

2004-09-24 [random23423]: you all miss the point

2004-09-24 [lohawefniwubf]: You all smells like spoot and poo.

2004-09-24 [Fuck the internet]: No, not spoot!

2004-09-24 [lohawefniwubf]: YES SPOOT

2004-09-24 [Fuck the internet]: I heard Spoot was stronger than Heroin and Cocain put together times 7... True or not?

2004-09-24 [lohawefniwubf]: Yeah, but still crap

2004-09-24 [Fuck the internet]: Spoot > Most drugs

2004-09-24 [lohawefniwubf]: Sunshine dust = better

2004-09-24 [Fuck the internet]: You, sir, know your drugs.

2004-09-24 [raw10]: Bleh, screw this. Jack-asses. You're not true Salad Fingers fans. ¬.¬

2004-09-24 [KillerQueen]: kiss....im concerned...whats all this drug talk huh!!

2004-09-25 [Fuck the internet]: And how do you come to the conclusion that we're not real fans?

2004-09-25 [hallolizzie]: Me 'n the squirrel are friiiiiends.... >_^ (Kari that's me looking to the side and my eye...)

2004-09-25 [lohawefniwubf]: I have no idea, Ive never used drugs or even seen them. I am just assuming randomly.

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: hmmm...*eyes kiss suspiciously*

2004-09-25 [lohawefniwubf]: *eats Hubert Cumberdale*

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: AAHHHH...crena wont be happy...does he taste like soot and poo

2004-09-25 [toycar]: children CHILDREN CHILDREN! can we remember this is elftown..not..a forum discussing the stongness of drugs... tsk tsk.. salad fingers would be ashamed...

2004-09-25 [toycar]: *punches kiss in the stomach until poor Hubert-y Cumberdale-y comes out of his mouth* sorry... had to...

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: hey...dont punch kiss crena!!

2004-09-25 [toycar]: why not..

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: because i said no

2004-09-25 [toycar]: well i had to get it out of him....so..you find a way to do that then

2004-09-25 [Fuck the internet]: Suck it out like venom... from his wee-wee

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: that is soooo disgusting!

2004-09-25 [Fuck the internet]: I'm a sick individual. Kill me. No really... please?

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: let crena do that...andway, disregarding dolphins suggestions, i would just ask him nicely

2004-09-25 [toycar]: kiss can i have hubey-dubey back : (..please

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: ahhh...you said his name...!!

2004-09-25 [toycar]: err..no i didnt ... o.O

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: ahhaha...clever girl you fixed it

2004-09-25 [toycar]: it always said kiss *nods*

2004-09-25 [KillerQueen]: ok...ok...i believe you *wink wink*....NEWS FLASH: I HAVE APPLIED FOR UAC>>>WOOHOO

2004-09-26 [toycar]: i havent its toooo confusing x.x

2004-09-26 [KillerQueen]: HURRY UP!!

2004-09-26 [toycar]: yes mum o.o

2004-09-26 [Fuck the internet]: Kill her.

2004-09-27 [KillerQueen]: kill who...me....eeep

2004-09-27 [Fuck the internet]: Wait, I actually have no idea who that was directed towards.

2004-09-27 [KillerQueen]: ooh...goodness

2004-09-27 [toycar]: bwahahahahha looky who i found again...

2004-09-27 [KillerQueen]: oh goodness...

2004-09-27 [toycar]: what hehe

2004-09-27 [KillerQueen]: nothing

2004-09-27 [toycar]: ok........

2004-09-27 [Fuck the internet]: Skateboard = Awesome

2004-09-27 [toycar]: i i know it is... its my baby

2004-09-27 [lohawefniwubf]: *gives Crena back Hubert*

2004-09-28 [toycar]: aawwww thanks : ) *gives kiss a spit jar in return*

2004-09-28 [Fuck the internet]: http://falloutboy.ytmnd.com/ Shameless Plug

2004-09-28 [KillerQueen]: fall out boy?? isnt that on the simpsons?

2004-09-28 [Fuck the internet]: Did you bother going to the site? Possibly gain some insight as to what the origins are

2004-09-29 [Fuck the internet]: I saved the "Salad Fingers Discussion" from one of the forums I go to. about 4500 posts about salad fingers. For example: Jeremy Fisher is the only one SF does not lick, yet there is a childrens book about a man of the same name as seen here http://wiredforbooks.org/kids/beatrix/jf1.htm

2004-09-29 [toycar]: o.o

2004-09-30 [KillerQueen]: hmmm

2004-09-30 [Fuck the internet]: Dont push me, push your push pop™.

2004-09-30 [toycar]: i have already scratched up my beautiful elmo

2004-09-30 [Fuck the internet]: Boardslides are the devil. Create a stencil of it for quick touch-ups

2004-09-30 [lohawefniwubf]: *pokes*

2004-09-30 [toycar]: no.....i shall keep it.. makes it look... 'authentic'

2004-09-30 [KillerQueen]: yeh...and special

2004-09-30 [lohawefniwubf]: *passes out*

2004-09-30 [KillerQueen]: ooh not again *resusitates*

2004-09-30 [lohawefniwubf]: lol

2004-09-30 [KillerQueen]: *pumps chest...breathes into your mouth* omg i think we're losing him

2004-09-30 [toycar]: oh well... hes refusing to talk to me

2004-09-30 [KillerQueen]: he cant because we're losing him *continues cpr*

2004-10-01 [_Link_02]: bye

2004-10-01 [toycar]: or...hi?

2004-10-01 [toycar]: you know what ive noticed.. well ive noticed that alot of people have the banner thingy in thier house... and some even the big banner thingy i made at the top..but they arent members... why...whyyyyyy? anyway...ive had toooo many up and go's...im full of soy bean

2004-10-01 [dr]: dude...that thing is freaky

2004-10-01 [KillerQueen]: heehee...*takes away up and go's* no more crena

2004-10-01 [lohawefniwubf]: *comes back to life* I talk to you, but recently everytime I have talked to you Crena you say your busy or about to go.

2004-10-01 [Yhkamc Tacanja Du Tea]: H-hello.. Today im going to try and find France..b-because ive always wanted to go there.... Oh.. but that little boys been watched me for some time now.. Ill try and find france another day.....

2004-10-02 [lohawefniwubf]: lol

2004-10-02 [dr]: whoah...i watched the second one...that is...scary...

2004-10-02 [toycar]: hahaha... nah ah.. kiss...

2004-10-03 [KillerQueen]: this kid was talking to me the other day and they sounded like salad fingers...it was so freaky

2004-10-03 [lohawefniwubf]: SCARY!

2004-10-03 [dr]: salad fingers is insane...

2004-10-04 [KillerQueen]: i know...it was freaky

2004-10-04 [toycar]: aww how cute.. can i meet him

2004-10-04 [KillerQueen]: i dont even remeber who it was..it was just some random kid that starting talking to me

2004-10-04 [lohawefniwubf]: Banana FIngers is the best

2004-10-04 [Evil Faerie Feline]: nah 'tis a cheap copy

2004-10-04 [Cassave]: Not even worth the name parody...

2004-10-05 [KillerQueen]: its just as bizzare as salad fingers...but salad fingers, i dunno, its clever and witty...in its own sick and demented way

2004-10-05 [dr]: very sick and demented way

2004-10-05 [KillerQueen]: hahaha...yep

2004-10-05 [dr]: I think the twitching mouth and the eyes creeps me out the most

2004-10-05 [KillerQueen]: and the random screaming

2004-10-05 [dr]: and the voice

2004-10-05 [Evil Faerie Feline]: yeah the voice *controled by the voice*

2004-10-06 [dr]: *mouth twitches in rememberance of voice* the bloodshot eyes don't help any, either.