2005-08-31 [iippo]: I want to be a tattoo-artist (although I don't think I'd be very convincing, considering that I don't want tattoos apart from the lips-on-ass thing)

2005-09-05 [toycar]: >.> sorry prozac...your text stretched my page queer..ish. so i got rid of it..........

2005-09-05 [i eat prozac 3]: well fine then... its okie... i was kinda baked when i did that...

2005-09-05 [toycar]: You always seem to be. *shrugs*

2005-09-05 [misguidedangel]: you know as much as i LOVE salad fingers.. its kinda scary to thing someone came up with it lol

2005-09-05 [toycar]: not really, if i could put down all the things i thought up, i wouldn't be online now. Id be seated in a nice white comfy squishy walled room.

2005-09-26 [toycar]: hmm who was it that said that mcr wasnt going to be touring in australia for a while....? cause, they have been wronged, thankfully, and are touring with greenday and jew, for only one concert in sydney. We just got our tickets in the mail, our. 90. dollar. idiot. mosh. tickets.    oh fun.

2005-09-26 [toycar]: lucky for us we got presale :D

2005-09-30 [\..katie../]: wow i ddnt know salad fingers had a wiki!!! wow! i ddnt know anyone else knew about him :D

2005-10-07 [amuletts]: Hello I am doing an art project about dreams at the moment so if you could drop me a message to let me know what you dream about I would be very grateful. Thankyou to all those people who have already answered.

2005-10-08 [clownsies]: dreams.........i have too many........yeah same here i didnt think that had a wiki of salad fingers...its cool^_^ anyone heard of Foamy The Skwerl?

2005-10-08 [amuletts]: I guess you mean squirrel? Yes he is cool

2005-10-09 [clownsies]: hmm yeah i didnt know how to spell it..............do they have a wiki of Foamy?

2005-10-09 [iippo]: Is it those Foamy's rants -thing?

2005-10-09 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Foamy is amazing! <3.

2005-10-10 [clownsies]: yes he is!.............well yeah basically..........but no one has answered me!

2005-10-10 [iippo]: Apparently nobody knows.

2005-10-10 [amuletts]: I don't know, and yeah, Foamy does rants. www.illwillpress.com

2005-10-10 [clownsies]: funny.......watch "Squirrel Songs"

2005-10-10 [Kiki Korean Princess]: my computer has blocked that site

2005-10-10 [clownsies]: why? to much cussing?

2005-10-11 [i eat prozac 3]: theres no such thing a s too much cussing in my opinion...

2005-10-11 [amuletts]: NOOOOO!  The blocking of Foamy is BAAAAD!

2005-10-11 [amuletts]: Ok if your comp blocks that maybe you can watch the toons here: http://foamy.dementio.com/  This lists all the illwillpress animations created for those who want to backtrack and see the early stuff 

2005-10-11 [iippo]: And you can use a thingie also... called something or another. It's like a proxy anonymiser or something. I use it to go around my uni's site-restrictions. http://www.freeproxy.ru/en/free_proxy/cgi-proxy.htm is a list of those sites, so just click a link there and insert the URL where it says so, and you just might get where you want to. I do that to watch Flash comics of HellBoy and other Dark Horse stuff, that unconviniently are placed in *cough* playboy.com... <.<

2005-10-11 [clownsies]: lol

2005-10-12 [Kiki Korean Princess]: well...the school comp has but my home computer is like...yay!

2005-10-14 [beyblade]: HOLY FUCKING CRAP I LOVE SALAD FINGERS!!!!!!!^^

2005-10-14 [clownsies]: whoa..............*blinks*

2005-10-16 [Ms. Lazy]: Salad Fingers rocks my box. -joins-

2005-10-16 [clownsies]: i thank whoever demented mind that created salad fingers

2005-10-16 [♥CandyClouds♥]: David Firth. And yes he is amazing.

2005-10-17 [clownsies]: hmmm....David Firth....ok

2005-10-17 [i eat prozac 3]: he has a funny name... he he.. firth...

2005-10-17 [fob looks so good in blue]: woah...what is this wiki for? o well doesnt matter...im joining :D

2005-10-17 [Metalelf]: It's for SALAD FINGERS! Possibly the strangest cartoon ever.

2005-10-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Salad fingers is the cutest ♥.

2005-10-17 [fob looks so good in blue]: wow ive never seen it

2005-10-17 [clownsies]: yes i agree its STRANGE!!!!

2005-10-17 [fob looks so good in blue]: what channel does it come on?!?!

2005-10-17 [clownsies]: huh?

2005-10-17 [fob looks so good in blue]: o tv? ive never seen it...i want to though...what channel? or is it a movie?

2005-10-17 [Metalelf]: It's online www.fat-pie.com (I think that's the right address)

2005-10-18 [clownsies]: yeah and its on the top of the page ^^^^^^

2005-10-18 [fob looks so good in blue]: oh koolness

2005-10-18 [clownsies]: yeah watch ALL of them

2005-10-19 [toycar]: and his animations i suggest. Especially spoilbury toast boy and roof tiling.

2005-10-20 [i eat prozac 3]: oh my gosh you deprived boy! what channel... its sad really...

2005-10-20 [clownsies]: chyaa

2005-10-20 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Thats sillyfied you haven't heard of him =o. But i'll forgive you.........Only if you go watch it now like!

2005-10-20 [clownsies]: lol

2005-12-06 [\..katie../]: do you have any rusty spoons i could caress?

2005-12-06 [iippo]: I have this kettle...

2005-12-06 [\..katie../]: th...tha...thankyoo

2005-12-06 [\..katie../]: the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic ^^ ... i love salad fingers! hes so great ... how come no 1 told me about this wiki!!! ^^ lol

2005-12-07 [iippo]: ... If no one told you then how did you end up in here?

2005-12-07 [Metalelf]: Hehe...I introduced a friend of mine to Salad Fingers...and now she greets me with 'RUSTY SPOONS!!' when she sees me.

2005-12-07 [iippo]: Well it's better than having you boyfriend coming up to you in public places and saying "may I caress this rusty kettle" and heading to second base. >.>

2005-12-07 [Metalelf]: Oo...that sounds quite odd, especially in public places. Although my friend did say that she worried her parents by wandering into the kitchen, and grabbing the kettle with cries of 'RUSTY KETTLE!!' Hehe. (And some people I met this week told me I do a pretty creepy impression of Salad Fingers too.)

2005-12-07 [clownsies]: lol..........people who see Salad Fingers become very enthusiastic..........lol.................."I must find the purfect spoon..."

2005-12-08 [toycar]: i...still havent made my life sized salad man. But now i cant make him for awhile, cause someone drove a car into my work, and it sploded, so i have no money.O.O

2005-12-08 [\..katie../]: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor luv ya! *hug* and i ended up here when i saw it on some1ns doohikie!

2005-12-08 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Ahw♥.

2005-12-09 [toycar]: i think i may be able to make him... out of scrap material....haha yes..that..may..work

2005-12-09 [\..katie../]: yesh!

2005-12-10 [clownsies]: whoa........uhh......good luck?

2005-12-10 [\..katie../]: that would be so kool to see!

2005-12-11 [clownsies]: yes i agree

2005-12-11 [Vader]: have any of you seen David Firths other cartoon "Spoilsbury Toastboy"?

2005-12-11 [iippo]: No tell me all about it.

2005-12-11 [Valeandrea]: The roaches =)

2005-12-11 [\..katie../]: ahhhhhhhh the roaches ..... i love em all ... does anyone like burnt face man??? .... im not gay!

2005-12-11 [clownsies]: lol my friend says the burnt face man is stupid........how about i think its called "The Milkman? or a valentines special or something along those lines

2005-12-12 [Valeandrea]: Bwhahaha!!! Valentines special is assum >)

2005-12-12 [toycar]: my friend found a secret on the site, oh so proud of him...urm, ill ask if he wants to post it here.

2005-12-12 [Vader]: Well [iippo] it's all about Spoilsbury toast boy who is kept hostage by some beetles who run his life making toast for their master, but they could be in his head as they cut open his friend and she is full of keys so they remove her nipples and fuck his dead grandmother who fell over in a rocking chair and had her head burnt to ashes.

2005-12-12 [Metalelf]: Woah. That sounds even wierder than Salad Fingers (and I didn't think that possible.)

2005-12-13 [clownsies]: lol

2005-12-13 [toycar]: Nah, its a different kind of queer, a lot more morbid though :D

2005-12-13 [iippo]: Linky Linky??

2005-12-13 [\..katie../]: well the vallentines special is awsome! and burnt face man rox!

2005-12-13 [clownsies]: lol the milkman is creepy..............but i think Salad Fingers rules all

2005-12-14 [iippo]: Is there a link to this thing?

2005-12-14 [Vader]: umm i cant get it right now so just put Spoilsbury toastoy into google ^_

2005-12-15 [\..katie../]: www.fat-pie.com then go onto cartoons ^^

2005-12-16 [clownsies]: :)

2005-12-16 [toycar]: Well, its starts backwards. The First episode created, technically, is the last in the series. You can watch it either way, so ill post them all up, from first created to last: http://www.fat-pie.com/spoils.htm   http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus1.htm   http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm

2005-12-16 [\..katie../]: yay .... u kno the new spoilsbury toast boy? its really like ummm kok dodgy ^^

2005-12-16 [Vader]: It's awesome! "I;ve bin watching you little toastboy, through the cracks....in the shower, becoming quite the gentleman arent we"

2005-12-16 [\..katie../]: =oD lol ... the butfuckin of the grandmother is a bit dodgy =Os

2005-12-16 [clownsies]: lol

2005-12-17 [MidSuMMer.Nights]: will the guards delete that bannar?

2005-12-17 [\..katie../]: no

2005-12-17 [clownsies]: .....

2005-12-17 [\..katie../]: y?

2005-12-17 [clownsies]: .....................dots

2005-12-17 [\..katie../]: wot .... where?

2005-12-18 [iippo]: The white one they shouldn't delete, since it's fanart, not a screenshot or anything.

2005-12-18 [iippo]: *stares at all the trailer dots* Where is Pacman when you need him? -_-;;;

2005-12-18 [clownsies]: lol.........................................................................................................

2005-12-18 [iippo]: (<......

2005-12-18 [\..katie../]: =op lol

2005-12-18 [Vader]: wiki;s are different to personal houses guards cant delete them from here, it's public.

2005-12-18 [\..katie../]: fair nuff

2005-12-18 [iippo]: But if someone puts the white banner to their house in support of this wiki, will it get deleted? No it won't since it is fan art of Salad fingers, not a screen shot or stolen image.

2005-12-18 [Vader]: Banners are ok aslong as they dont violate the uploading art rules..

2005-12-18 [clownsies]: yup

2005-12-18 [\..katie../]: yup yup

2005-12-21 [Kiki Korean Princess]: how do I add on another page to my wiki site? Can anyone help me?! *pleads*

2005-12-22 [iippo]: You just write a link to it in the form of [Wiki_name_here@wiki] in the Edit This Page thing.

2005-12-26 [Kiki Korean Princess]: so...the name of my wiki is RP Pallon so I'd right... Wiki_RP_Pallon@wiki as the name?

2005-12-27 [iippo]: Well, the word wiki isn't needed nor are the underscores. (sorry, was a silly example).You'd just write [RP Pallon@wiki]

2005-12-30 [clownsies]: ...........

2005-12-30 [\..katie../]: ok ^^ that was useful information ^^ does anyone know how to put lines through the writing ???

2006-01-05 [HeartBreakBaby]: my friend looks like salad fingers lol

2006-01-05 [\..katie../]: pmsl! ......speakin of that hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi might kno someone who does too :D

2006-01-07 [LaDy_DrAc]: how do i see banana fingers?

2006-01-07 [\..katie../]: banana fingers?

2006-01-08 [toycar]: hmn... i dont have the link.. but im pretty sure its on newsgrounds... just google it...youll find it :)

2006-01-09 [\..katie../]: o.O

2006-01-09 [Jason!]: Hey all...Im not a member...But i just thought that id reccomend (i do know some of you, if not all may have seen it but)...On fat-pie...Id like to reccomend the jerry jackson short films...The salad fingers tribute entitled "Saland Findles" is escpecially good!...And i do get the slight impression you will enjoy it...*____*...

2006-01-10 [toycar]: haha yeah i was going to put it up when i found it on deviantart, but...i dont know if it would fit into fanart....cause i didnt put banana fingers up here...either o.o

2006-01-10 [\..katie../]: ive seen it and it is awsome!

2006-01-11 [psyco_pingu]: OMG!...i seen this a few years back and it totally freaked me out...kool that theres a wiki for him though...lol i can still hear him saying rusty spoons *shudders*

2006-01-11 [iippo]: If you saw it few years back, you may not have seen episode six (which came out recently) and I dearly recommend you to watch it :3

2006-01-11 [\..katie../]: ill second that =)

2006-01-18 [clownsies]: ............

2006-02-04 [HeartBreakBaby]: salad finger 6 was amazin but 7 aint so good likes!

2006-02-04 [iippo]: New episode... Add eeet, O oner of la page.

2006-02-04 [\..katie../]: theres a new episode??? WOW ILL GO SEE NOW!!

2006-02-05 [\..katie../]: it seems kool ... buh not as good as the ovas

2006-02-05 [iippo]: Hmm... "Come to visit your older brother" ... Sally = brother after all?

2006-02-05 [\..katie../]: lol

2006-02-06 [toycar]: its just not creepy. at. all... im actually...rather ...not happy with this one. I expect better next time... *has high demands*... >.>

2006-02-06 [\..katie../]: i kno what u mean ..... i wanted creepy!

2006-02-06 [iippo]: But it does make the character of Salad Fingers deeper. And it had it's own appeal in the sexual innuendo department.

2006-02-06 [\..katie../]: yesh buh salad fingers should be a creepy cartoon

2006-02-06 [iippo]: The artist would get really bored doing the same thing over and over again...

2006-02-06 [\..katie../]: yesh i suppose i neva thought of that >< i spose its okish

2006-02-06 [toycar]: yeah i know, i still agree it was good... But, it just felt he didn't put as much into it as usual...iono.

2006-02-08 [\..katie../]: lol

2006-02-08 [iippo]: I'd blame february *hates this stupid month*

2006-02-08 [\..katie../]: go you! same here ... bcoz its worse than january

2006-02-08 [iippo]: It really is. February is just wastage, and it makes spring feel so far away. (Go and catch yourselves a urine infection and you'll really know how shit this month really is :P)

2006-02-09 [Piggly_wiggly]: i like february

2006-02-10 [Metalelf]: I don't like Februrary much. The only thing I like about February is the pancakes.

2006-02-10 [iippo]: o.O Don't you like any other month's pancakes then?

2006-02-10 [Valeandrea]: .. pancakes differ from month to month?

2006-02-11 [toycar]: I dont like eggs.

2006-02-11 [iippo]: But pancakes have egg in them :O

2006-02-11 [toycar]: Indeed. But the packaged crap is artifical flavours. yum yum.

2006-02-11 [Metalelf]: I like the pancakes that my mum makes. They're good pancakes and have lemon and sugar on. And yes, February's pancakes are large and floppy and can be rolled up like carpets.

2006-02-12 [\..katie../]: :O ehrn is that??

2006-02-12 [Metalelf]: Yes. Pancakes the rest of the year in my house are the small thick kind of pancakes that you can't roll up and you can't put lemon and sugar on.

2006-02-12 [iippo]: o.O All pancakes in my house are those carpet-rolling ones. We just don't get to eat them very often.

2006-02-12 [\..katie../]: :O i <3 pancakes

2006-02-17 [Piggly_wiggly]: as do i...but now i REALLY want pancakes. or french toast

2006-02-17 [iippo]: I want cake. So badly, I think I'm just going to go out now (it's nearly 11 here) and buy me some cake. :3

2006-02-17 [Piggly_wiggly]: i could go out whenever to buy cake. i like right beside a 24 houe shoppers

2006-02-17 [iippo]: There's one down the road (5 min walk) from my house as well. The area is just a little... hooker-ish o.O

2006-02-17 [Piggly_wiggly]: lol. the problem with mine is that there is a huge parking lot. and apparently drug dealers find it ideal to deal

2006-02-18 [\..katie../]: kool ^^ get some weed whilst ur shoppin

2006-02-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: I'd only buy from people that I know, but never buy

2006-02-25 [Metalelf]: I had cake for breakfast today.

2006-02-25 [Leaegd]: I had pie =D yumyum

2006-02-25 [Metalelf]: PIE! *bounces* Whenever there's any kind of leftover dessert in the house, I usually end up having it for breakfast.

2006-02-25 [Leaegd]: ME TOO =D hehe

2006-02-26 [Metalelf]: And the thing is...my mum seems to encourage it...with most people, their parents are like 'WTF? You ate cake for breakfast? That's not healthy living!' but in my house, it's a situation of 'oh...there's some leftover cake in the fridge, you'd better have it for breakfast.'

2006-02-26 [\..katie../]: lol same here

2006-02-26 [Leaegd]: wha? my mum doesn't care about my breakfast, if it't be pie or just bread or pumpkin soup, she doesn't notice anyway

2006-02-27 [\..katie../]: lol fair nuff :P

2006-02-27 [Leaegd]: I didn't even have breakfast this morning >.< I was kind of sick tonight, so I decided not to eat.. But it's completely over and I already had pizza and chinese ^^

2006-02-27 [\..katie../]: kool

2006-02-27 [Metalelf]: I had a potato for breakfast once.

2006-02-27 [\..katie../]: differen ...i had a burger king 1nce buh that was evil ....

2006-02-27 [iippo]: Gosh I wish Metalelf means a raw potato. :D

2006-02-28 [\..katie../]: lol

2006-02-28 [Metalelf]: No, it was a baked potato, with cheese.

2006-02-28 [\..katie../]: :O

2006-03-04 [Piggly_wiggly]: I've had pizza, and cake for breakfast.

2006-03-04 [\..katie../]: kool as milk ^^

2006-03-05 [toycar]: Nothing is better than beer and ketchup for breakie.

2006-03-05 [\..katie../]: ewww

2006-03-08 [Leaegd]: yuck, ketchup.. I like the beer-thing though ^^

2006-03-08 [\..katie../]: beer is kool

2006-03-08 [iippo]: I think it depends who is drinking. A chav drinking beer still won't be cool >_>

2006-03-08 [Metalelf]: My friend and I tried to write a beer song.

2006-03-08 [iippo]: That's easy: "100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. You take one down and pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall..." :P :P :P

2006-03-08 [Metalelf]: We were trying to do something new...but because we were mildly drunk we couldn't get the words to fit the tune :P

2006-03-08 [\..katie../]: lol! i luff drink! lol

2006-03-08 [Metalelf]: I'm not much of a drinker...I have such a low alcohol tolerance that even one beer will make me tipsy :P

2006-03-08 [iippo]: The most useless drinking invention is the cider. It doesn't make you tipsy even, it just makes you need to pee like a camel. o.O

2006-03-08 [Metalelf]: I love cider! :D

2006-03-08 [\..katie../]: and me !

2006-03-08 [Metalelf]: Yay! Let's all have cider!

2006-03-09 [\..katie../]: yay cider!!!!

2006-03-09 [Metalelf]: Tis apple-related *nods wisely* therefore I like it.

2006-03-09 [\..katie../]: :) YAY!! lol

2006-03-10 [toycar]: I wish i was a cheap drunk, i find myself drinking down bottles of vodka to freaking get tipsy. Its freakin expensive >.>

2006-03-10 [\..katie../]: nah a bottle of cider n im fine :P