2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: I ate so much freaking chocolate... someone kill me.

2004-12-23 [toycar]: why would you want to die if you had the chance to eat so much. kill me now because my life lacks chocolate

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: I'll GIVE you my chocolate. I'm going to slice my stomach open and remove every bit of chocolate

2004-12-23 [toycar]: maybe...ill pass then.......

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: Maybe... I'll slice myself open anyway... and give it to the poor

2004-12-23 [toycar]: but that would be me anyway... so.... thanks for the generosity... but...............no thanks

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: haha, you're richer than me, and your family is bigger. Single parent supporting 1 child and struggling...

2004-12-23 [toycar]: are you trying to compete with me now *raisy eyebrow attempt*

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: There's no competition. I'm way poorer than you. You live in a 2 story house, I live in a 3 bedroom appartment.

2004-12-23 [toycar]: that is your family..not you... you are the one wasting all your money on drugs.. <shall not comment any further on this>

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: Wasting my money? As of yet I've spent under 50 dollars. and by NYE I will have spent over 50 dollars, and that's including the money I spend on alcohol. Uh oh, no one cares because so many people do drugs!

2004-12-23 [toycar]: thats right david, so many people do drugs...and its so like you to follow all the other people.

2004-12-23 [Fuck the internet]: Ouch. I do them cause I want to. Most of my friends either dont do them anymore, or dont do them at all. Less than 3 of my friends do drugs more than once every2 or 3 months.

2004-12-23 [toycar]: what good children then... geez what do you want me to say...... (is gone) bye

2004-12-23 [Sharkxpunch]: its 4:54 am!

2004-12-23 [An Eversor and Ender]: ....

2004-12-23 [KillerQueen]: is gloomy sunday david? man, i am so confused!

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: doin drugs has nothin to do with other ppl..thats like sayin living is a trend...is it our fault everyone else is alive too?...should we stop living bc everyone else lives and we dont wanna follow them?

2004-12-24 [Fuck the internet]: Immortal child of the night has hit the nail right on the head. And yes, I'm david.

2004-12-24 [DarkAngel3]: 0o.....

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: thank you david...ppl need to think about these things...just bc other ppl do it doesnt mean we have to stop...everyone is too caught up in not wantin to be like everyone else that they are actually becoming like everyone else..just be you..ya kno?

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: im jessica.

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: im Brandi..hello Jessica. *shakes your hand* Nice to meet you.

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: *pulls hands away* DONT TOUCH ME I'LL GIVE YOU COOTIES!!!

2004-12-24 [GOREgouseXhex]: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: nope. its Krimmie Krimnitzs time!

2004-12-24 [GOREgouseXhex]: ??

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: yep its better than all the other holidays.

2004-12-24 [GOREgouseXhex]: AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: mhnm.

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: i hate xmas...

2004-12-24 [GOREgouseXhex]: why??

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: its too happy...im the type that hates family shit...id rather sit in my room not botherin anyone and sleep listen to music or work on my cpu...friends ill go out with anytime...but ppl spend so much time and money for a day that comes once a year for alot of ppl...

2004-12-24 [GOREgouseXhex]: ah ic

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: hehe i gave brandi cooties.

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: lol i dont belive in cooties...but i did pass a death plague onto you...evil laugh*

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: i dont care cause cooties counteract it no matter what you say!!! ^_^

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: lol cute..nice response....

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: -_- you are the devil.

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: i am?

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: yeah

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: ...thats so not true...i just date him but im not really him

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: :\

2004-12-24 [lohawefniwubf]:

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES. GOD BLESS AND PROTECT YOU

2004-12-24 [Sharkxpunch]: thank you ^_^

2004-12-24 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: aaaahhhh.*hides* GOD???*shudders*

2004-12-25 [toycar]: no..but close... it was nathan >.< joking... ...yeah try and have a good christmas kids..and stay out of trouble

2004-12-25 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: no weed or alcohol then?...o poo

2004-12-25 [lohawefniwubf]: Meh

2004-12-25 [Dreamer Of Twilight]: Ok. I have debated a issue for a long, long time. What gender is Salad Fingers? I'm pretty sure that it's female, but I'm not sure o_O there is evidence of both. But especially in the last one, where Salad Fingers was in a wedding dress...

2004-12-25 [popeyethecat]: I'm sure it's a he, it has a masculine voice and was okay sitting topless rubbing needles on its 'teat'!

2004-12-25 [esperanza]: -twitches-

2004-12-25 [KillerQueen]: *shudders*...yeh im late...its boxing day...but i hope you all HAD a Merry Christmas

2004-12-25 [esperanza]: I didn't! -squeaks-

2004-12-25 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: hes a he..that likes to drew\ss up as a chick

2004-12-26 [toycar]: i think ITS gender is to be remained ambiguous..or whatever.... its not human... its a 'thing' which i think has no specified gender because david firth is just so damned amazing and made it that way....... o.o

2004-12-27 [KillerQueen]: *homer simpson voice* uh...yehhhh

2004-12-27 [toycar]: or whats that word... androsomethingorrather...

2004-12-27 [toycar]: no no...its androgynous...that's it

2004-12-27 [Sharkxpunch]: what?

2004-12-28 [Fuck the internet]: He's an A-Sexual, Androgynous being. Does anyone else here really really really like the Spoilsburry toast boy too? I love it.

2004-12-28 [KillerQueen]: i like androgyny

2004-12-28 [Fuck the internet]: That song by garbage, or the idea of being androgynistic? You're too girly to be androgynistic.

2004-12-29 [KillerQueen]: no im not..you only remember me in the french doll costume...it depends on my mood...yesterday i dressed like a boy and the day before i dressed like a girl...its fun

2004-12-29 [Fuck the internet]: Did you swap between genitals too? That'd be fun. I dream about having a detatchable penis... you dont understand how annoying they are like 50% of the time.

2004-12-29 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: ha they get in the way accordin to my bf

2004-12-29 [Fuck the internet]: The nrb's [No reason boner] are the most annoying things in the world. And if it's hot and there's something banging around between your legs it's like "Where the knife at, yo?"

2004-12-29 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: trust me try bein the girl wen ur dude gets one of those

2004-12-29 [Sharkxpunch]: ummm.

2004-12-29 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha. Last time that happened I was wasted, and the girl kept telling me how wet she was getting from seeing it through my pants... so we went and... you know... got rid of the problem the right way. GOOD TIMES HAD BY ALL.

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: i dont do anyhting wen im wasted...dont wanna fuck up anything...

2004-12-30 [Fuck the internet]: Yeah, I didn't go as far as possible, that'd be bad. But just a bit on the side isn't too bad, as long as I'm way more drunk than the girl... cause otherwise it's like rape.

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: lol yea..truth...im not a fan of being drunk tho...i cant hold alcohol...weed is my thing

2004-12-30 [toycar]: and ill just remain... innocent... bwahaha. >.< not including my un-crena ish kinda of ...moments...though

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: no one is fuckin innocent these days

2004-12-30 [Fuck the internet]: I prefer being drunk than ripped... I'm so over weed, never doing that again, except for like once with Katie. It's too freaking harsh on my precious throat.

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: it dont hurt my throat too bad anymore..only if i use a metal bowl..those are nasty but the one i have is metal..the silver samauri

2004-12-30 [Fuck the internet]: What the fuck, bowl? Are you talking about a cone piece? We were using coke cans for a conepiece.

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: lol i have a bowl...so much easier nad it has a cap so i can pack a bowl and put it in my pocket to travel

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: ive got a speam roller too but my dude has that right now

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: steam*

2004-12-30 [Fuck the internet]: Yeah but what is a bowl... is it a conepiece or what?

2004-12-30 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: its basically a pipe...

2004-12-30 [Sharkxpunch]: so...........children.

2004-12-31 [Fuck the internet]: Intriguing. I don't care though, I'm over weed. I'm not touching it again... well maybe touching it, but not smoking it.

2004-12-31 [Sharkxpunch]: right.

2004-12-31 [toycar]: o.o

2004-12-31 [Sharkxpunch]: i swear, their insane.

2004-12-31 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: y are you over weed?

2004-12-31 [Sharkxpunch]: because they are.

2004-12-31 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: fair enough but i dont see y....its not that bad...just dont do it everyday or youll get burned out fast...

2005-01-01 [Fuck the internet]: Weed was such a let down. I go from watching movies where they look at the door and they laugh for 10 minutes, to doing it and having a crap time. I had a speed bomb last night to bring in the new year though, not too bad. A mate had 1/4 and I had 3/4 and it effected him more then me... Unusual?

2005-01-04 [Rook]: YARR! i found it!! w00t w00t

2005-01-05 [Sharkxpunch]: its probably because....your more used to it.

2005-01-05 [Fuck the internet]: But I've only done speed 1 other time.

2005-01-07 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: i dont do drungs...just smoke herbs...only maryjane...i got grounded on new year eve...i ran out and my mom found me highand drunk

2005-01-07 [Fuck the internet]: Haha, I came home and mum said "Your eyes look very glassy" so I suspect she suspects somethign was up with me. She should've known by the way I was up all night long.

2005-01-08 [KillerQueen]: your doing your hsc this year right david?? good luck!

2005-01-08 [Fuck the internet]: Haha, thanks... it means nothing to me though really. I'm going to party harder this year than ever before, I presume. 18 years old, here I come! Legal drinking, you've met your match.

2005-01-08 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: lol...whats all ur new year resolutions???

2005-01-08 [Sharkxpunch]: umm i didnt make one.

2005-01-08 [Echoes Of Memories Past]: y not?..i didnt either but ima make a few...they are there to break right?

2005-01-08 [Fuck the internet]: I made my NYR to have illegal substances less than 10 times a year. And that's going to be easily followed. Might knock it down to 8 times, not sure yet. Big session at my house next week... hit the park, then hit the bong, then come back here and have an orgy with the 12 of us.

2005-01-08 [Sharkxpunch]: oh yes?

2005-01-08 [KillerQueen]: oh david...you so crazz-eh

2005-01-08 [Fuck the internet]: Haha, hey, it'll be a good time. How was fiji Simone, you didnt respond v_v

2005-01-10 [Yiwerra]: dont people know that other people like their ends???? 

2005-01-10 [Sharkxpunch]: hm?

2005-01-10 [Yiwerra]: you cant find any fags lying on the streets cause ppl smoke them all >_<  but dont people know that other people like their ends???? not in a gay way though, not like .. you fucking BILEND!

2005-01-10 [Fuck the internet]: Hahahaha. Someone's been watching too much Devvo. Is he trying to say "Bell End" as in the head of a cock, or is BILEND some random abusive word?

2005-01-13 [Yiwerra]: i thought about that for ever >_<  ..but i really think its bell end. sometimes he pronounces it exactly like "bell end" .. as a hint maybe O.o

2005-01-13 [Yiwerra]: this fucking betrayer >:[

2005-01-13 [Fuck the internet]: "Fuckin' that's what youin'z are, ya fuckin' clacks y'are." I love devvo

2005-01-14 [Yiwerra]: me too. i wanted to find and rape him. but then i found out he's not real >.< only fucking crust >:[

2005-01-14 [Fuck the internet]: He's not crust? Sweet lord, what the hell is going on? Unfortunatley, I've only seen the first Devvo, and tuesday with devvo. I LOVE when he's on the bridge screaming at that cars... Buddy, they can't here you.

2005-01-21 [KillerQueen]: oh yeh david...it was great...my fucking pc has been totalled (thanx alot KAZAA) so i was waiting for it to come home...now it is back and healthy...woot woot

2005-01-23 [mechanical_angel]: Devvo?

2005-01-23 [Fuck the internet]: If you dont know Devvo, you've let me down, young Aimee.

2005-01-24 [KillerQueen]: hoi cletus

2005-01-26 [Pooty; Down With The Clown]: ... He turns me on.. >.>

2005-01-26 [toycar]: hello people...i am going now

2005-01-26 [KillerQueen]: ok bye

2005-01-27 [toycar]: bye o.o

2005-01-27 [Fuck the internet]: Everyone die.

2005-01-27 [toycar]: yes.yes please

2005-01-27 [Evil Faerie Feline]: yup

2005-01-29 [KillerQueen]: ok...*dies*

2005-01-29 [Leaegd]: I don't wanna die (or yes I do, but I won't do it to not obey you)

2005-01-30 [mufasa]: yey! salad fingers! i don't like red water!

2005-01-30 [KillerQueen]: *remains dead*

2005-01-30 [Fuck the internet]: Dont stop

2005-01-30 [toycar]: hmm... queen of the dead flies...is it neat...to be a queen...or a bunch of dead flies? just curious..you know. cause, your name...really does confuse me o.o

2005-01-30 [toycar]: oh oh and also dead fly queen person...killing ones self is selfish... killing someone else...specially if they are so damn annoying... is less selfish, so do that instead...and youll feel happier

2005-01-30 [KillerQueen]: *from the grave* im only dead coz i was told to die...

2005-01-30 [Fuck the internet]: Dead people dont talk [I dont believe in ghosts] so shut up, you wench. Also, your wierd ex boyfriend started talking to me today.

2005-01-30 [KillerQueen]: who

2005-01-30 [Fuck the internet]: Marc Valente

2005-01-30 [KillerQueen]: eargh...please delete him...he's a crazy homicidal fuckwit

2005-01-30 [Leaegd]: I know killing myself is selfish.. otherwise I'd had done it ages ago..

2005-01-30 [*SilverCat*]: OMG! Just the page! i love salad fingers hes soo funny and i have to say i have something in common with him! I love rusty spoons! =P LOL

2005-01-31 [toycar]: dont worry queen person... you are not alone... (*freaky x-files music plays in the backround*)... i didnt have enough sleep last night...

2005-01-31 [KillerQueen]: me neither...i had dancing today and almost died...but it was fun

2005-02-07 [SaNe InSiDe InSaNiTy]: I LOVE SALAD FINGERS!!!!!

2005-02-08 [Rook]: congradulations! you have just won a brand new car!!!! *throws confettie*

2005-02-08 [GeshemYehod]: wow, whoever doesnt like him needs to go...burry themselves in fudge and...get burried

2005-02-08 [Rook]: and die. salad fingers should rule over all

2005-02-08 [GeshemYehod]: yea, but he needs to brush his fucking teeth

2005-02-08 [Rook]: did u watch the spoof of of salad fingers? called bannana fingers

2005-02-08 [GeshemYehod]: LOL, no. do u have the site?

2005-02-08 [Rook]: it's on the same sight, but ti's down at the moment. holy shit, i laughed so hard!

2005-02-08 [GeshemYehod]: heh, ok.

2005-02-09 [Fuck the internet]: One of the salad fingers is fucking shit, with the monkey, but the one with the "Why dont you guys like me" is hilarious

2005-02-09 [toycar]: yes, but his voice scares me muchly.. wheras salads is quite soothing

2005-02-09 [GeshemYehod]: "I like it when the red water comes out"

2005-02-09 [Rook]: "I just want to marry all your gorgeous taps!" LMAO

2005-02-10 [GeshemYehod]: heh

2005-02-10 [Yiwerra]: oh my >.< the one with the monkey and "why dont you guys like me" is not salad fingers, its BANANA FINGERS!!!!!!!!!! >>>:(   thats only the pardody of salad fingers =S

2005-02-10 [toycar]: yes, and his voice is creepy. sounds too much like a rapist/stalker/old creepy mans voice. and i dont not like..them kind of people

2005-02-10 [GeshemYehod]: well thats kinda thw whole idea of salad fingers, is it not? To creep you out within an inch of your sanity and leave you staring bemusedly at the screen wondering if that was really the end of such an obscure and un-reproachable but easily made cartoon?

2005-02-10 [Yiwerra]: EASILY MADE?!?!??!?!?!!?!? well i think he spent a shit lot of time on it. as you can see, banana fingers was made by fools and so you can see a huge difference between the "art" and "not art". besides, banana fingers is a parody, its meant to be funny, unlike salad fingers. so they are very different. made by guys who didnt get salad fingers like most people dont. thats why its so famous isnt it? because everybody finds it amusing. silly people.

2005-02-10 [Evil Faerie Feline]: well its meant to look easily made

2005-02-10 [GeshemYehod]: hmm...someones allitle over-zealous...holy fuck,i just saw a mouse dart across my room!

2005-02-11 [Rook]: lol i like cucumber dale, he's freakin hot lmao!!

2005-02-11 [toycar]: salad fingers IS NOT EASILY MADE. uckfay... that shit could have taken months.

2005-02-11 [iippo]: Yeah, Flash is f00king haaaard mates. And the music and voices and all... sally is carefully crafted to perfection, it looks exactly like it is meant to look, and getting shit to look like you want them to in Flash is tricky stuff.

2005-02-11 [Yiwerra]: i totally agree

2005-02-11 [iippo]: Is there going to be any more Sald Fingers? Does anyone know?

2005-02-11 [Fuck the internet]: I cant believe I used to really like flash... it's the most disgusting and annoying program known to man. Takes so freaking long to make simple things, and I never learnt how to use it properly. Damn being a shit self teacher.

2005-02-11 [iippo]: yeah... I was a bit luckier, I was taught that in school... but then again, I was also assessed on my skills in it and finishing the piece nearly drove me insane.

2005-02-11 [iippo]: But sally is very inspirational. I know that this is what you can do in Flash and it drove me to want to learn better... if you want, I can link you to another very good Flash-animation...

2005-02-11 [Fuck the internet]: Please do!

2005-02-11 [iippo]: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm  This is my all time favourite Flash-clip. It has cussing (so if you are somewhere unsuitable, then watch it later or with headphones or something)

2005-02-11 [Yiwerra]: OMG I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i knew it before.... but still!!!! its awesome.     ...i myself btw cant do flash, im sad and i'd like to learn it. but even david firth says there are better ways and better programs, and maybe i should just not waste my time on learning it. btw i think there are more salad fingers! but it always takes him some months to make them. or at least weeks... check out his page there is always something new. i wonder where it comes from so many people are so obsessed with him. i mean, of salad fingers - ok. but there are girls that would give all they god only to be with him. and thats so weird cause... hes just an artist! like other artists!!!

2005-02-16 [toycar]: haha the me has seen that..but i cant quite recall who showed it to the me... o.o

2005-02-16 [Kah]: good one

2005-02-17 [short_reject14]: salad finger rocks!

2005-02-17 [Fuck the internet]: Make sure you also watch the Locust Toybox things too

2005-02-17 [toycar]: i have a strange feeling that you are avoiding me. ive been blocked. havent i. *cries*

2005-02-17 [Fuck the internet]: I was on Appear Offline. Oh yeah, as much as it sucks to admit it, Our conversations in real life are about 30 billion times better than the awkward [and often depressing] conversations we concoct on msn.

2005-02-17 [toycar]: i know.. its cause i have this awesome ability the speak to strange people in person. o.o dont think youll get away without having a decent conversation with me soon david bayne..w... maybe i shouldnt put your last name up here.

2005-02-17 [Fuck the internet]: Wells. David Bayne Wells.

2005-02-17 [GeshemYehod]: yall wanna have your private conversation elsewhere? No offence, but this is kinda a site for people who want to talk about salad fingers...

2005-02-17 [iippo]: I sorta agree with [GeshemYehod]...

2005-02-18 [Fuck the internet]: I sort of agree with me that you should shut up. Yeah good idea Dave. Considering Crena is the inventor, and I know her in real life [yes, privellaged] you can suck my chlamidya infected penis.

2005-02-19 [GeshemYehod]: *sighs* then why don't you go TALK to her in real life? It would be the smart thing to do you know.

2005-02-19 [Fuck the internet]: Cause her family scares me.

2005-02-19 [toycar]: Please, you werent complainin when everyone was talking about drugs. If you want to talk about it..THEN FUCKING TALK.no one is stoping you darling.

2005-02-19 [toycar]: or..sir... whichever gender you seem to be...cant be bothered to check

2005-02-19 [Radioactive Flea]: I think I've found a new love in Salad Fingers.

2005-02-19 [iippo]: Is it a sickly yet intriguing sort of love?

2005-02-20 [toycar]: or the kind of love that forces you to kill things?

2005-02-20 [Fuck the internet]: Even the cutest little puppy becomes an instrument of your destructive power.

2005-02-20 [toycar]: of mine? never. im the sweetest person that you have ever known, and you know it. o.o hahah

2005-02-20 [iippo]: Love for Salad fingers is like... a fork. It can be beautiful but mostly you don't think of it that way, but more like something you put into your mouth or you can harm yourself with if you poke it into your eye.

2005-02-20 [Evil Faerie Feline]: lol *claps* beautiful speech, just beautiful! *creis*

2005-02-20 [iippo]: My love for Salad Fingers will grow like his collection of rusty spoons does. All hail the sacred SF!

2005-02-21 [toycar]: he only has one rusty spoon. one very special, very rusty..rusty spoon.. >.<

2005-02-21 [Fuck the internet]: WHICH WAS STOLEN! The cliffhanger of the year... what shall happen.

2005-02-21 [toycar]: i guess that he will turn 'normal' seeing that the mouth words effected him somewhat..and sadly he'll be turned off rusty spoons and will start wearing surfie clothing...

2005-02-21 [GeshemYehod]: Dear God I hope not. I would have to bake him in my oven.