Stupid Story #6

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2006-07-28 21:16:52

Last author: Stray Kitty
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

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2006-07-29 [Chrysilla]: that's idiot and offensive for those who respect religion and priests... yuck!!

2006-07-29 [Stray Kitty]: Not to mention offensive to anyone with HIV/AIDS

2006-07-31 [Kiddalee]: The absurdity of the way it plays out makes me think of Monty Python. By that, I don't mean to hurt Monty Python. It's just a quality I noticed in it.

2006-08-09 [Dorian Gray]: Oh my God... could we be anymore negative about christianity?? That is so sick. And I'm sorry, HIV is not something to write something like that about. Nobody should laugh about AIDS we should be doing a damn sight more about it. This one is definatly the worst one of all of them.

2006-08-31 [Lady_Elowyn]: I agree. The others are cheesy, sad, annoying, or just overused. But this one is extremely offensive.

2006-09-01 [Kai Ken]: Hahahaha^^

2006-12-01 [Keir Devlin]: I'm a Christain(Though not Catholic) and that's retarded and ignorant. And what about people with HIV and Aids. This is a slap in the face.

2006-12-06 [H3_six]: Erm, I think the writer just happened to choose a priest for the convenience. It's not 'anti christianity' just a poorly concieved joke by someone who by all accounts does not seem to know any better.

2007-01-01 [Kiddalee]: What kind of convenience? Why would a priest be any more convenient than a male friend?

2007-01-01 [Kiddalee]: Ugh, you know, this is totally disrespectful towards women, too. You don't go into intercourse that fast if you want the woman to enjoy it. If she doesn't have time to get aroused, it's painful.

2007-01-02 [H3_six]: Cause the author is continuing the long tradition of naughty priest jokes.

2007-01-02 [Kiddalee]: Well, then, that sounds pretty disrespectful to me.

2007-01-03 [H3_six]: Well that's because it is.

Maybe I'm unusual in this but I've heard so many naughty jokes in my life that I'm a bit blase' about them now. Don't know if that's a good thing or not.

2007-03-15 [lady with the locust heart]: Wait, aren't priests usually behind a different wall during confession? Fucking 'tards.

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