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Fairy Tail And Wing Stir Fry
By [Lady Chaos]
Ah yes, what is nicer and more delightful to children than fairies? Doesn't every little girl dream of being a fairy herself? Well, if "you are what you eat" is anything to go by, then all little girls can become fairies once they have eaten this... that is if they survive...
The quantities of this recipe vary, depending on how many small children you want to horrify and upset, so I have written them as 'parts'.
Ingredients
2 parts spaghetti, broken in half or thirds and boiled until tender
2 parts mince or diced meat (chicken or beef work well)
1 part snow peas
1/2 part red capsicum (red pepper), chopped thinly
1/2 part carrot, julienned or chopped thinly
1/2 part purple cabbage, chopped and steamed
Small amount of soy sauce or your favourite stir fry seasoning
Small amount of oil (canola, vegetable or olive oil) for cooking
Method
Heat oil in frying pan, saucepan or wok. Add mince and fry until browned.
Remove mince from saucepan.
Add a little more oil and fry the carrot, red capsicum and snow peas until they are tender enough to be edible.
Add the spaghetti, mince and cabbage to the saucepan and fry for a few minutes.
Add soy sauce or seasoning to the stir fry and stir until it is mixed through.
Serve into bowls.
As you and your chosen victims eat this, explain to the children that it is a stir fry made from dead fairies. The spaghetti is their tails, the snow peas are their wings, the capsicum is their intestines, the carrot is their bones, the cabbage is their pretty dresses and the meat is their flesh! Prepare for tears!
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