Things to avoid (winter)

1. French kissing under the mistletoe while everyone is watching.

2. Going ski jumping for the first time.

3. People who wear "Kiss me, I'm Irish" buttons on St. Patrick's Day.

4. Expecting mail on Valentine's Day.

5. Saying "Downhill skiing is too commercialized" when actually you're just scared.

6. Having a frank conversation with the boss during the office Christmas party.

7. Fake tanning agents that turn your skin a gastly orange.

8. Wearing your pajamas under your regular clothes.

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