I got this story from someone elses profile and it said to put it on mine if I'd do the same. I'm repeating the request to you.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road, riding a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, it's not please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him tightly.*
Girl: Now slow down!!!
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
*Girl removes his helmet and puts it on.*
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. Two people riding, only one survived.
The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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[If I was a profession I'd be]: Actor/Singer/Author
[If I was a country I'd be:] Somwhere warm, Mostly dark the whole time and nowhere to be found on any maps.
[If I was an ocean or body of water I'd be:] A rain made lake.
[If I was a piece of candy I'd be:] Toxic Waste. Once you're over the initial shock of your 1st encounter with me, you'll keep coming back and not know why.
[If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be:] The Leaning Tower Of Piza. Nuff said...
[If I was a store I'd be:] somthing to do with Vampires and only open at night.
[If I was a brand of shoe I'd be:] anything sononomus with steal caped boots.
[If I was a swear word I'd be:] Outlawed throughout the Universe
[If I was an icecream flavor I'd be:] Banananana (if I can stop spelling it lol...Terry Pratchett fan)
[If I was a disease I'd be:] A possitive Virus. Somthing fun *winks*
[If I was a board game I'd be:] Hnefatafl (aka King's table (Ancient Viking game)). Hard when you first start getting to know it and easy going when you know it.
[If I was a feeling I'd be:] Indecisevness...Or maby....No indecisiveness....or perhaps.......
[If I was a president I'd be:] I'd be impeached for being too left wing.
[If I was a war I'd be:] Anything the Vikings won.
[If I was a city I'd be:] Amsterdam *winks*
[If I was a color I'd be:] Blood Red/The Darkest Shade Of Black.
[If I was a celebrity I'd be:] Famouse.
[If I was a movie I'd be:] Anything where the Vampires win.
[If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be:] whatever it is that James Bond uses to melt prison bars.
[If I was a business I'd be:] Showbusiness (no other like it).
[If I was a currency I'd be:] Money.
[If I were a month, I'd be:] The 13th one in the Luna calendar.
[If I were a day of the week, I'd be:] Saturday.
[If I were a time of day, I'd be:] 23:58
[If I were a planet, I'd be:] Jupiter. King of the Roman Gods. Of course.
[If I were a sea creature , I'd be:] Sea Snake.
[If I were a direction, I'd be:] helping the world get lost.
[If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be:] A Queen-Sized bed *winks*.
[If I were a sin, I'd be:] Lust *winks*.
[If I were a liquid, I'd be:] Blood.
[If I were a tree, I'd be:] Ebony. Dark and beautiful to the core.
[If I were a bird, I'd be:] Eagle Owl.
[If I were a tool, I'd be:] the most multi-fuctional Swiss Army Knife ever invented.
[If I were a flower/plant, I'd be:] A Black Orchid.
[If I were a kind of weather, I'd be:] Fog.
[If I were a musical instrument, I'd be:] Electric Guitar
[If I were an animal, I'd be: ] I consider myself an animal. *winks*
[If I were a vegetable, I'd be:] Cucumber.
[If I were a sound, I'd be: ] A Guitar solo
[If I were an element, I'd be:] Magneseum. Under the right conditions I can Burn Out Bright.
[If I were a car, I'd be:] A Motorbike
[If I were a song, I'd be:] Streets Of London (The Atni Nowhere League version not the Ralf McTell version).
[If I were a book, I'd be: ] One of my own works. (They've yet to be writen and published but still..).
[If I were a food, I'd be: ] a Blue Steak (just seared on either side) and my special Garlicey Potato and Spinach rost thing with Cheese grilled on top.
[If I were a material, I'd be: ] Velvet.
[If I were a taste, I'd be:] Blood.
[If I were a word, I'd be:] Sanguinarius (Latin word for "Bloodthirsty".
[If I were a body part, I'd be:] *winks* Fun.
[If I were a facial expression, I'd be:] Comical.
[If I were a shape, I'd be:] Round. Oh look it's worked. Lol.
[If I were a number, I'd be:] 13 (I'm a Pagan so it's lucky for me).

Okay so I nicked this off of someone else but the answers are all my own. Lol.

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For those against Gay Relations, read this! :

Being Me Is Not Bad

~A Religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *~

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10 questions. Pick a band/singer and answer only using that band/singer's song titles.

Chosen band/singer: Meat Loaf
1. Are you a male or a female: Masculine
2. Describe yourself: Wasted Youth
3. How do some people feel about you: Fallen Angel
4. How do you feel about yourself: Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
5. Describe your family: All Revved Up With No Place To Go
6. Where would you rather be: The Promised Land
7. Describe what you want to be: Rock 'N' Roll Hero
8. Describe how you live: Razor's Edge
9. Describe how you love: Dead Ringer For Love
10. Describe what you hate: Jumpin' The Gun

(Lol. I nicked this one too.)


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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Please copy and paste this in your house if your AGAINST raceism!



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20 ways to keep yourself sane:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Put this in all of your profiles

It didn't keep me sane but it probably would have if I'd started out that way. Lol