Your Car

(If you don't have a car, pretend you do, and what would it be like).

1. You wash and wax your car to the point where friends and neighbours remark about it.

2. You have a car that is more than twelve years old but in nearly perfect condition.

3. You have a small, scented pine tree made of cardboard hanging from the dashboard.

4. You have a horn that plays the first eight notes of any song.

5. You are fond of gizmos (defroster, minivaccuum cleaner, travel shaver) that plugs into the cigarette lighter.

6. You have a toy cat lying in the rear window whose eyes light up when you step on the brakes.

7. You have every road map in the glove compartment but the one you need.

8. You have a stereo system in the car that sounds better than the one in your house (and the one in the house isn't bad at all).

9. You have a change-holder or drink-holder attached to the dashboard, and you use both of them at the same time.

10. You display any of the following bumper stickers:
A) "If you can read this, you're too damn close."
B) "I Love _______" (prividing that the place loved is different from the one on the license plate).
C) "Have you hugged your child today?"
D) "Sailors have more fun" (providing the car is driven by someone who sailors have more fun than).
E) "I may be slow but I'm ahead of you."
F) "Love animals. Don't eat them."
G) "______ for President."
H) "55 saves lives." (providing the car is going 65 mph or more).
I) "Take is easy."

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