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2006-01-11 03:49:11
Last author: Ironballs "the Preposterous One"
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You Might Be a Google Slut If...



1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"



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Proof you are a googleslut
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2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: ...how about this "cheese whooped frazzled elftown" ...that was kinda fun typing in random words like that

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: lol

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Lmao! Okay...I, honestly, did not think anyone on here actually had the Google screen as their background. Though, it looks pretty cool with they way your folders and what-not look. :p It would look absolutely absurd with the crap I have on mine. Lol

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Out of curiosity, everyone on here has a Gmail account, correct? (I'm not asking for your e-mail addy, just wondering. :p ) If not, allow me to show you the magic. :p *has 49 invites left and no clue who to use them on*

2005-12-01 [Sir. Robert]: I'm still figuring out how to use my Gmail...though, so far, I have found it better than yahoo!

2005-12-01 [Gwendylyyn]: same here...though I don't like the trash system, sure...I like to be able to go back to a message, but when I want something deleted, I just want to be able to click a single button and have it GONE. :p

2005-12-03 [TheRogue]: I want a GMAIL Account!!! *sniffle*

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well send me your email address and I'll send you an invite... that's the only way you'll be able to get in

2005-12-03 [RoyDante]: me too me too me too :D

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well message me with your emails darn it! I only have a couple of invites left

2005-12-03 [ArchangelGabriel]: Why don't you choose a single person who can invite everyone who want s gmail account?

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well if I can get Rogue's email address I'll invite him then he can invite whoever

2005-12-05 [Gwendylyyn]: I still have 49 invites so I can invite anyone who needs it. Hehe

2005-12-05 [crowfeather]: woohoo!

2005-12-05 [ArchangelGabriel]: Ohhhh... has any one else tries the neew google earth, it totlay rocks : P And has any one ever found a googlewack?

2005-12-05 [Gwendylyyn]: Okay...wow....There are some really friggin smart people out there with my name if Googlisms is right. Lol

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: OMG! I saw this wiki, and it just made me write my name on google, there are tons of people with my same first and last name, and then wow, there are pictures of me in different pages! one I dont even know one of them!

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: and the funiest, most of them are importnant people! I cant be the eseption!

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: I even found my piocture! which I dont even Have! <img:http://www.monkeyview.net/id/1498/iii/gonzalo.jpg>

2005-12-11 [Solitiaum]: There was a point in time where if you Googled the word "failure", and pressed "Im Feeling Lucky", it pointed to the White House website XD

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