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2006-01-11 03:49:11

Last author: Ironballs "the Preposterous One"
Owner: TheRogue

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You Might Be a Google Slut If...

1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"

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Proof you are a googleslut
[TheRogue]

2006-11-18 [ArchangelGabriel]: That's what i got when i typed in go...
Any one else seen this? http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

2006-11-18 [Duhe Rahn]: *drinks googlegulp* Now I have the energy I need to search up all the useless information I do need!

2006-11-19 [Calico Tiger]: LOL, quoted from the bottom of the page XD

"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

2006-11-20 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...w00t! *drinks*...yummmm...giga bites...

2006-11-20 [Sir. Robert]: Anyone have a cap? ...I need a Google Gulp!

2006-11-21 [Swollenfish]: Do any of you know about googlefight.com? it's something that makes two keywords fight each other using a stickman animation.

2006-11-21 [Duhe Rahn]: Never heard of it, sounds great though.

2006-11-21 [ArchangelGabriel]: You can get it as a plug in for your Google home page. I was trying colours and seemed to have found the ultimate (it might have been blue) so i thought whether i could find anything to beat it so i tried mail. The colour barely showed on the bar graph... <img:img/mood/13941_1112722836.jpg>

2006-12-12 [Corazie]: That sounds fun...

2006-12-23 [Hedda]: Hmm... If I'm trying hard and succeed in making webpages that attract googlesluts, does that make me a googlestud? <img:44166_1164903284.gif>

2006-12-23 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...dunno...it might...

2006-12-24 [Just.Kate]: xDD

2006-12-27 [TheRogue]: maybe a googlepimp? :D hey.. what's up with the emotes? new feature?

2006-12-28 [ArchangelGabriel]: <img:stuff/mood16-gif.gif> you hadn't noticed?

2006-12-28 [TheRogue]: I noticed.. how do i do them? ~_0

2006-12-28 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...ummm...you click on the ones you want to use...

2006-12-28 [ArchangelGabriel]: You need to click the use emoticons button and then click on the emoticon you want..

2006-12-29 [TheRogue]: OH! I didn't see those..haha.. DUH.. <img:44166_1164144892.gif>

2006-12-29 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...yeah...

2006-12-29 [TheRogue]: haven't been on in a while.. don't pay attention to buttons that suddenly get added..hehe

2006-12-31 [Sir. Robert]: <img:44166_1164557415.gif> Zomg! There are emoticons here! <img:44166_1164469610.gif>

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