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You Might Be a Google Slut If...

1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"

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Proof you are a googleslut
[TheRogue]

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: fanks. I used a font close to the google logo so i didn't get in trouble. ^_^

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: *huggles Rogue*

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: awww.. *hug*

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: ^-^

2005-11-10 [valdimire]: *looks at you both* awww its so cute

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: yes I'm hugging an older man Oooooooo

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: LOL. I'm just an old fuddy duddy.

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: ^__^ no comment

2005-11-10 [Mom]: Hmm...slut and Rogue...I see a connection.=P

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: I am so going to keep my mouth shut right now

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: *whistles* 9.9

2005-11-29 [Jitter]: Hahah I have three or four of them... I think I can't qualify as a google slut :( :p

2005-11-29 [Sir. Robert]: You probbly could if you can handle spot number eight :P

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: I use Google for eeeeeverything. Any and every time I have to look something up, that is the first place I go. Any time I want to find pictures of something, I google it. I even used Google when looking up 'meep' a while back. >.<

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: I looked up "ASDF" and got some funney stuff a while ago..like the ASDF song! (I used ASDF because it was the first four letters on the middle row of the keyboard and wondered if anyone had written about them)

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: http://www.ak-prepared.com/asdf/ lol

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Wow, okay....you are more of a Google Slut than I....Hehe. For now. :p

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: haha I searched for "hudf" (random letters I pushed with my hand not watching to keyboard) it means apparently "Hubble Ultra Deep Field" lol.. anything you write can be found xD

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: There are some word combinations which I come up with zero results...

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: tell me some :D

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: ...how about this "cheese whooped frazzled elftown" ...that was kinda fun typing in random words like that

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