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2006-01-11 03:49:11

Last author: Ironballs "the Preposterous One"
Owner: TheRogue

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You Might Be a Google Slut If...

1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"

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Proof you are a googleslut
[TheRogue]

2005-11-09 [TheRogue]: I made all of these up myself ^_^

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: you are a sad sad little man you know that? *patpat*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: at least he admits hes a googleslut could be worse could be in denile

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: ^__^ I'm not about to say anything... only thing I do at google is check my email... >>...<<...>>.. I'm a www.dogpile.com person... *dashes off and hides*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *roles eyes* im a well hehe im google lol but only as a search engine lol << >> << >> seriously

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: *currently still hiding*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *pokes you with a long stick* i see you

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: *squeeks*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *runs like hell*

2005-11-10 [Janouk]: Nice banner ;-)

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: fanks. I used a font close to the google logo so i didn't get in trouble. ^_^

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