A place for all ur sexual stories, quotes, poems

....whatever write them here....divide the page if it gets too long. Next to every quote or whatever write your user name

[This Profile No Longer Exists!]: Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me very slowly. If u kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty!

[Pitch_me_Please?]: Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up....and show how much u like me *wink*

[hottcandy41] Happy happy, joy joy, im your kinky sex toy, beat me, bite me, make me scream, kinky sex is all i need.

[hottcandy41] You know you're a nympho when...
-you go from 0 to horny in .7 seconds
-you're so good even the neighbors need a cigarette
-"porn star in training" is carved into your door
-you scream out your own name in bed

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-- Woody Allen

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
--Emo Phillips

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
--Marilyn Monroe.


Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you dont multiply!!!
to me that sounds like a great math lesson


Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!

Caught with the pants down(literally) - [Itachi 666]